easy geezes!
right, first an explanation – near by where i live a party was going along nicely when about a hundred police jumped out from the bushes (or walked through something like twelve acres of empty fields) to our little party. they proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone and everything they could. apparently the farmer had even given permission but i don’t know if that is true. anyway i’ve been smoking away tonight and i was thinking about this party and the rave scene in general and this sort of came to me in a smoky haze…
the cat neared the mouse but she moved like a snail
the mouse fell about while the cat chased his tail
the mouse soon moved on and went home to bed
the quiet was so welcome the cat laid it’s head
but it wasn’t long before the mouse reproduced
and the noise she’d been making was given a boost
up and out jumped the cat from his bed
with a scowl he pronounced “i want that mouse dead”
now the mouse tucked away in her wall hidden home
knows all the cat’s tricks, knows where she can roam
and time and again the mouse had a bean (or 5)
and time and again she left the place clean
but one saturday the cat had enough
it seems he decided “’twas time to get tough”
so the cat caught the mouse in a fucking huge field
said “now that i’ve got you, your future is sealed’
a smack round the face and he smashed up his decks
rampaging along like a hungry t-rex
and the speakers and genny and drugs van and shit
were stamped on and beaten into decimal bits
but the mouse and her friends have survived the attack
and it wont be long before another stack
is set up away from the cat’s watching eye
and the mouse and her friends can have a good old fashioned rib tickling, head fucking, buzz boosting stomp
safe.
