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  • Dunno about reading, but I do enjoy getting the odd blumpkin

    Not only do I read in the loo, but I won’t even start the poo until I’ve found my page on the book, I’ll hold it in until I’m ready to start reading.

    I’m the same with eating food and watching stuff, I won’t have the first forkful until the video has started.

    In and out in less then 5 mins, no time to read or do anything really. Only time ill be in the loo for longer is when I’m on the phone to someone and i have to use one hand hehe

    @Clusterfrog 471071 wrote:

    Not only do I read in the loo, but I won’t even start the poo until I’ve found my page on the book, I’ll hold it in until I’m ready to start reading.

    I’m the same with eating food

    ^^ I dry heaved at this point before breathing a sigh of relieved when i read the next few words

    and watching stuff, I won’t have the first forkful until the video has started.

    :laugh_at:

    By our shitter we have an assortment of litterature, poetry by william blake, Rimbaud and the oxford collection of amirican short stories for the big-uns.

    I have to leave the door open so i can keep an eye on little un and she normally stands there watching me and tries to feed me biscuits…ffs I used to enjoy musing on the bog 🙁

    Jesus Christ how long does it take to take a dump, sit, squeeze, wipe, flush & wash, I dont see any reading time in that………. in fact if your got time to read I recon you need to look at your diet………….. roughage people, ever heard of it lol

    I need to get me a little toilet elf to feed me biskets whilst i’m on the bog, that’d be so fucking cool lol.

    @Izbeckistan 509516 wrote:

    By our shitter we have an assortment of litterature, poetry by william blake, Rimbaud and the oxford collection of amirican short stories for the big-uns.

    I have to leave the door open so i can keep an eye on little un and she normally stands there watching me and tries to feed me biscuits…ffs I used to enjoy musing on the bog 🙁

    unless you are suffering from health problems, then reading large books is not feasible, but there would be no reason why anyone could not read poetry, small magazine articles and it is also a good way to practice languages by reading short pieces of content if you can understand more than one (the quick start guides you get with electronics in 5 different languages are good for this).

    In NL (and some parts of DE) its is common to hang a calendar in the toilet which contains friends and relatives birthdays. Right above the toilet-roll holder. That way the users of the toilet do not forget peoples birthdays, as visiting the toilet is a regular occurence.

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

    I’ve started taking my laptop in the bathroom with me and wathcing programs whilst on the bog or in the bath. 😀

    Yup, have a various assortment of magazines. I’d never attempt to read a novel though, much to long

    reading in the loo is a bit disgusting no? :rolleyes:

    I partyvibe and have fb chats on the bog.
    Im talking to you daft and p0ly

    :p

    I wondered why you were pulling that face on cam! :laugh_at:

    @Izbeckistan 509579 wrote:

    I partyvibe and have fb chats on the bog.
    Im talking to you daft and p0ly

    :p

    @DaftFader 509593 wrote:

    I wondered why you were pulling that face on cam! :laugh_at:

    Thats my warrior stance !!

    If I did I’d have to sanitize the books because I check them out of my schools library

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