Drugs Up The Bum
- October 24, 2012 at 2:43 am #734937
@MC G-Tek 501263 wrote:
Ha ha, you get up to some funny shit dude!
You only live once my friend so might as well go effin bonkers. Makes life more interesting to run blind.February 6, 2014 at 3:04 am #734551
Who knows what Tina is ???February 6, 2014 at 4:14 pm #734945
This is such a classic thread.April 8, 2014 at 10:50 pm #734938
@daftfader 198749 wrote:
they will seize there comps and find out that and online cult called partyvibe have all desided to make a mass pill insertion of the rectum pact :laugh_at:
ROFL, bet you don’t remember making that post lolApril 8, 2014 at 10:53 pm #734939
@daftfader 199705 wrote:
does that meen if i spunk up my gf’s bum she will have a baby faster? …raaa
IV her with spunk and the foetus starts developing before you’ve even taken the needle outApril 8, 2014 at 10:58 pm #734914
BUMpApril 9, 2014 at 7:39 am #734552
@The Psyentist 501218 wrote:
This is certainly one of the more peculiar and amusing threads I’ve come across. Would never stick any drug up my arse, tried a finger once out of curiousity but didn’t enjoy it. My girlfriend once tried to converscate around 750mg of md off me buying cramming it in her front bottom. This resulted in her receiving a vigorous fingering, to split the bag, and then after about 30mins of muff diving we were so fucked couldn’t work out how to get out of our hotel room, cos we were pushing the door instead of pulling lol so climbed out the sky light on to the roof, splinter celled our way down the drainpipe hopped a few hedges and ‘casually’ entered a pub for a few drinks. Got refused service so went skinny dipping instead. Good times!
Apparently sticking malteasers up the vag to suprise your fella when he goes down on you doesent work. Apparently it just makes a big sticky brown mess. Apparently.April 9, 2014 at 7:50 am #734940
@izbeckistan 558990 wrote:
Apparently sticking malteasers up the vag to suprise your fella when he goes down on you doesent work. Apparently it just makes a big sticky brown mess. Apparently.
Implying he wasn’t surprised that *cough* your dog/SWIM/a dead giraffe’s grandma’s guitar’s vagina was a brown sticky mess?! :yakk:April 9, 2014 at 7:55 am #734915
oh dear izbekApril 9, 2014 at 7:57 am #734553
@The Psyentist 558926 wrote:
ROFL, bet you don’t remember making that post lol
I actually vaguely do remember it. 😀April 9, 2014 at 8:17 am #734941
@Dr Bunsen 556593 wrote:
This is such a classic thread.
It must be such threads that make you proud to be PV’s daddy lolApril 9, 2014 at 8:19 am #734916
@The Psyentist 559012 wrote:
It must be such threads that make you proud to be PV’s daddy lol
Or think he should have bagged up :laugh_at:April 9, 2014 at 8:22 am #734942
@daftfader 558996 wrote:
I actually vaguely do remember it. 😀
Better memory than me then, I sometimes read my posts from just last year that I have no recollection of creating. Literally laugh at them like reading someone else’s post, sometimes think ‘what a tard’, then realise it’s me lolApril 9, 2014 at 8:46 am #734554
@The Psyentist 558992 wrote:
Implying he wasn’t surprised that *cough* your dog/SWIM/a dead giraffe’s grandma’s guitar’s vagina was a brown sticky mess?! :yakk:
My dead giraffes ukulele had to make a home made vaginal douche fasioned from volvic bottle.
(volvic = vulva + ick )March 3, 2017 at 4:47 am #1057247
Bumping this hillarous thread for old times sake!
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