I don’t see why beer wouldn’t work, but I would imagine it’d give you a lot of gas (not only the carbonation, but also there’s just a lot of substrate for microorganisms to thrive on, w/o enough alcohol to keep them in check)*. A more common way to take alcohol via IRDA is with wine. I wouldn’t put anything stronger than 12%-ish in your rectum, b/c it’ll burn like hell and could kill off a lot of the ‘normal flora’ you have in there, which could lead to some temporary colitis-like issues (aka ‘chemical colitis’). Also, if you’re determined to do it, just keep in mind about the ‘first-pass’ thing; you’re not going to need nearly as much wine to get drunk, and too much could be dangerous.**
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease or condition.
**The poster of this message does not officially condone the placement of alcoholic beverages into your rectum, and is not responsible for any such actions made based on the content of this message.
