Me and an ex fell through a shower cubicle in the bathroom when i lived in the pub, was quite a horrendous experience having to confess to breaking it and getting someone into repair it 😉
simalar experience to mine lol was when i was living in a care home lol
luckily noone was in and i just said i sliped on the soap
Well lets just say it was with quite a plump girl and a very old table! Nothing was hurt really other than my pride! 😉
never broke any thing my first time .. but it was in an old shed on a nasty old materess :yakk: .. ripped of the top of my umbrella for my gf to lie on ..(quite the gental man :laugh_at:) .. and that was that … wen’t back the next day in day light to brag to all my mates only to find there was a dead fox next to the materess :yakk:
mine was up against a tree in the woods with a guy whos surname was wood not a plesent experience i can tell you
Mine was in a bed in my house….afterwards I had a bong.
what the bong or the sex?
oh yeah i just remebered .. my m8 gave me an out of date condom as well .. that split and i had to go upto the clinic with my gf and get the morning after pill … lame:cry:
UNLUCKY LEAST YOU HAD THE SENCE TO USE ONE THOUGH ooops didnt mean to put that in caps lol
meh it didn’t last long trust …. hmm i mean the sence .. alltho neither did my first time :laugh_at:
and to top it off it was f**king coconut flavour … the one that no one wants from the durex ”fruit salad” selection box …
silly silly if you dont cover it it will drop off
and if the wind blows it’ll get stuck like that forever?
well i dunno i don’t have man buts i dont know how they work lol
na they don’t make fruit salad in x-large vertion 😉
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