My sister is masturbating on a ceiling fan.. I think..

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January 21, 2013 at 5:47 pm

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Okay I’m going try to explain this as clearly as i can.

Me and my sister share a room (Its a big ass room so I’m not complaining) and about a month ago she got this crazy idea to make her inflatable broomstick float by tying it to the ceiling fan.

I thought it was kind of funny and we even tried to ride it a little.
Then a couple of days later i noticed this unmistakable bum smell in the middle of the broomstick.

I sprayed it with some deodorant and tried to ignore it but 2 weeks ago she blockaded the door (which doesn’t have a lock) ,and when she opened up she was all sweaty and out of breath the inflatable broom was all bent and soft like what would happen if someone tried to sit on it but it this time it didn’t smell at all.

Now yesterday when i came home the broom was bent and even mangled again and this time it smelled even worse then before…

Could she have been masturbating on it ?

I mean shouldn’t it smell like vagina as well?

And why in the world would she masturbate on it in the first place?

It doesn’t vibrate or anything and it isn’t comfortable to sit on so before i go and embarrass myself maybe i can get some advise?..
January 21, 2013 at 6:05 pm

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General Lighting

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not normal!

if your sister is just a few years younger, dangerous for everyone on to discuss her sexual preferences/experimentation on a public forum especially without her consent. Even if she “doesn’t mind” a risk of trouble from police (to the forum and yourself) as these discussions can be classed as kinderporno. I believe teenage students in your country have got in some trouble already for writing sexual stuff about people their own age.

The law is strange sometimes as age of actual consent is lower (16 both UK and NL and most other Europe nations) but it is 18 to write anything about sex unless you are healthcare professional complying with privacy laws.

Also a bit catty to talk about your sisters private stuff on a forum which gets indexed by google 30 seconds after you hit send. already embarrassing to you rather than keeping it private.

There must be advice centres for teenagers where you are, where perhaps you can discuss this more privately than on whole internet.
January 21, 2013 at 7:08 pm

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Mezz

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When I read the title I assumed someone was tripping

1st Why would your very first post to a group of strangers be about something like….. and about your sister for fucks sake

2nd A ceiling fan would NOT take a persons weight, so at most its just an inflatable

3rd I cant see your age and dont know your sisters age, but if either are under age it’s not appropriate to discuss

4th Well I dont need a 4th, tis obviously bogus, some lame attempt to prompt women into discussing how they masturbate, guessing your actually a clueless teenage male, or a pervy old man
January 21, 2013 at 7:19 pm

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stayawayfromafrica

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Is this real
January 21, 2013 at 7:33 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@stayawayfromafrica 519179 wrote:

Is this real

Doubt it man.
January 21, 2013 at 7:41 pm

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Deez

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Okay i’m sorry but logically..
How does that even work? So your saying an inflatable broom was attached to a ceiling fan and then used as some sort of highpowered fake penis? I just don’t even get how you’d come up with that to be honest.
January 21, 2013 at 8:49 pm

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Mezz

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@DeezNuts 519186 wrote:

Okay i’m sorry but logically..
How does that even work? So your saying an inflatable broom was attached to a ceiling fan and then used as some sort of highpowered fake penis? I just don’t even get how you’d come up with that to be honest.

It came to him a dream…………. or maybe that should be he came to that in a dream lol
January 21, 2013 at 9:06 pm

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thelog

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obvious troll is obvious
January 21, 2013 at 9:11 pm

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thelog

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@DeezNuts 519186 wrote:

Okay i’m sorry but logically..
How does that even work? So your saying an inflatable broom was attached to a ceiling fan and then used as some sort of highpowered fake penis? I just don’t even get how you’d come up with that to be honest.

I know right, I thought I had read it wrong at first.
January 21, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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korno

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what you smellin it for yer dirty c*nt.
January 22, 2013 at 12:50 am

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Itsamagicting

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Dem blades gonna cut your gash if you aint carefull!
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