The confession thread

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@know_hope 541640 wrote:

i confess that im a terrorist with swine flu

I confess that I’m a swine with terrorist flu!

I also confess that I once ruined a confession thread!

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

Iv read all the harry potter books twice and fucking love them !

Also had a few naughty thoughts about snape. Mmm.

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

I always piss in swimming pools.
Iv given several people gingevitus.
When i used to work on the pier i served coke and said it was diet coke on multiple occasions.
I always accidently steal fish from sainsburies.
My family all think Im vegeterian but a couple of times a year I have a cheaky meat binge.
I pretend to put on spongebob and rugrats for my daughter but its actually for me to watch.
I used to dip my finger in my housemates nutella and she would have a go at her bf about it.
When I was little we used to chop up bees with scissors, looking back it was fucking evil 🙁

All prettu low key appart from the ladt one.
Il up the antes if anyone else does first :p

[1 The Psyentist @the-psyentist Member]

My mate was once complaining at a festival he was running out of clean clothes so I wanked in his last clean sock and he put it on a few hours later

[1 Mezz @mezz Member]

I didnt pay for my meal last night, no one on my table did, I was surprised they didnt charge us at the bar as most food serving pubs charge you when you order not with a bill at the end, but at the end they never asked us for money either so freebie : )

[1 Tank Girl @tank-girl Member]

Not the first time I’ve ‘confessed’ this on here, but guess some of you newbies won’t know

I used to be a man

My mum is still upset so she keeps my penis on the mantle piece

[1 12BarBlues @12barblues Member]

@The Psyentist 541692 wrote:

My mate was once complaining at a festival he was running out of clean clothes so I wanked in his last clean sock and he put it on a few hours later

The old wank sock manuver. Standard procedure!

[1 The Psyentist @the-psyentist Member]

@12BarBlues 541712 wrote:

The old wank sock manuver. Standard procedure!

yeah but I don’t usually use other people’s lol

[1 12BarBlues @12barblues Member]

@The Psyentist 541713 wrote:

yeah but I don’t usually use other people’s lol

I never use my own lol!

[1 The Psyentist @the-psyentist Member]

@12BarBlues 541714 wrote:

I never use my own lol!

Hahaha.

[1 12BarBlues @12barblues Member]

@Tank Girl 541705 wrote:

Not the first time I’ve ‘confessed’ this on here, but guess some of you newbies won’t know

I used to be a man

My mum is still upset so she keeps my penis on the mantle piece

I’m sure you used to have a nice cock, but these days it’s looking more like a mis-used gherkin!

[1 The Psyentist @the-psyentist Member]

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Is that little gold ninja the guy that cut your dick off?

[1 Mezz @mezz Member]

I done a really stinky dump in work…….. then when others noticed the smell in the toilets and assumed it was another guy who has been guilty of it in the past I stayed silent and let him take the blame

It was a proper olfactory assault, on the scale where people wanted to hold their breath while taking a piss lol

I wonder what I ate, or what foods in general cause the stickiest dumps lol

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