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      General Lighting wrote:
      should we split the drifted posts about languages into a seperate thread and leave the fart thread in here?

      i say let the fart out

      Portuguese: peido m.

      FFS that’s all we need. Imagine if some Portuguese people started talking about farting in an English speaking country. It would certainly lead to a few raised eyebrows.:laugh_at: :laugh_at:

      the verb is peidar :groucho::groucho::groucho:

      eu peido
      voce peida
      ele/a peida

      when pronounced it does not sound like paedo as the pronounce all the vowels clearly 😉

      similar to French péter (to fart) from which there is also un petard (either a small firework or improvised explosive device (often intended as a noise-maker rather than a weapon)….

      General Lighting wrote:
      similar to French péter (to fart) from which there is also un petard (either a small firework or improvised explosive device (often intended as a noise-maker rather than a weapon)….

      raaaraaaraaaraaaraaaraaa

      I must say what a very cultured and highbrow thread this is indeed:yakk:

      i been misguided into thinking pills act as lacitives??
      everytime i have done gurners i constantly need the loo!
      hmmm
      strange

      pills (and all other amfetamine type stimulants) certainly do have a laxative effect for some people; they change the level of stomach acids and the way your digestive system works.

      it is the bodies way of trying to get rid of ingested poisons

      General Lighting wrote:
      pills (and all other amfetamine type stimulants) certainly do have a laxative effect for some people; they change the level of stomach acids and the way your digestive system works.

      Hmm amphetamines tend to have the opposite effect on me :crazy:

      Acidfairy wrote:
      Hmm amphetamines tend to have the opposite effect on me :crazy:

      I’ve also seen similar reports… it presumably depends on the individuals and the balance of their stomach acids.

      I Haven’t found that much detailed research into this – but perhaps understandably so as it may be difficult to find human volunteers – to get at the stomach contents presumably either involves carting people into hospital labs and either cutting them open or sticking tubes into them, neither of which is going to be particularly pleasant on a comedown.

      Agent Subby wrote:
      Hey Globalloon I contracted a tummy parasite called ‘Gardia’. Trust me man it is one God damn awful bug that gives you these horrendous ‘sulphur burps’ and ‘sulphur farts’ and is also known as ‘travellers diareaha'(sp) and is usually developed via water in third world countries. It’s a little bastard to get rid of and can re-surface after lying dormant for months. In the end it took 3 different types of really strong anti-depressents to kill the blighter and the use of about 10 loo rolls. The irony of this story is that it first surfaced in the UK. Public health would have round in a flash if I was still living in the same abode. BTW mate less meat & eggs should do the trick:wink:

      Ya, I can relate to the above, did you find that you were losing weight? I may have the same thing.

      I did learn this week that a combo of real ale, pig roast, kebabs and various other junk foods all weekend make you a bit wiffy… :yakk:

      Ooo not good in the office! :laugh_at:


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        starlaugh wrote:
        I did learn this week that a combo of real ale, pig roast, kebabs and various other junk foods all weekend make you a bit wiffy… :yakk:

        Ooo not good in the office! :laugh_at:

        Haven’t your boss send you home yet :weee:

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