Okay, how about this one. Get your bf / gf to write on pieces of paper all the places they’d like to have a shag i.e forest, their primary school playground (avoid weekdays, especially the lunch hour), lifts, work, church, back of a police car etc and fold the papers and put it into a hat. The more pieces of paper the better. Then YOU pick one out and the next time the oppertuntiy arises (not pun intended there folks) you take them there and then.
And for fucks sake don’t be a boring git and write down on the piece of paper ‘a bed’
