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October 21, 2012 at 2:41 am

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The Psyentist

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Howdy partners,I’m creating a random thread for all the people out there who gets so utterly fuck truffled that they’re unable or comprehend or understand a god darn word of other’s posts. So rather than make a fool of youself by saying some irrelevant dumbfuck comments during somebody else’s conversation just find this thread and let rip whatever drug fuelled balderdash comes flowinSo far tonight I’ve had 500mg miss M, about 6 bongs, a honey blunt and a tit job from the missesThat makes me winner cos I offered her some tactical valium prior n she KO’d before I had to return the favour lolHooray for drugs and the ludicrous freedom of speech that follows.
October 21, 2012 at 2:45 am

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The Psyentist

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And yes like the appreciation thread I spent at least an hour composing that hopefully error free. No guarantee lol
October 21, 2012 at 2:48 am

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The Psyentist

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And the tit jobs. Big HOORAY for tits jobs.
October 21, 2012 at 2:49 am

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The Psyentist

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Wait a minute, I meant tit wank
October 21, 2012 at 2:50 am

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The Psyentist

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I’ve never had a tit job. This may give you an idea of how mashed I am lol
November 10, 2012 at 11:29 pm

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marshmallow

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were you fucked by any chance mate?
November 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

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p0ly

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I missed this thread. I’m sober so i cannot contribute.
November 11, 2012 at 12:09 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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My last facerape status was ‘munted’ and I still am!! Thank the flying spaghetti monster for cannabis codine and caffeine!! And 5 tramadol lol
November 11, 2012 at 12:11 am

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The Psyentist

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Lol this one didn’t really take off like the ask anything thread. Man I was so mashed that night. Just stoned tonight so nowt particularly inventive or interesting to say apart from my girlfriend’s trying to talk to me but I find it hard to focus on her voice. It just grinds on me whenever she opens her mouth. It’s not the content that bothers me just the sound, I think it’s cos she has a female voice. Maybe if she had a man’s voice I would find it easier to listen. So should I spike her with steroids for the next 6 weeks to deepen her voice?

Oh guess I did have something vaguely creative and weird to say. My job here is done.
November 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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Glue and pubic hair stuck on to her face while she’s asleep?
November 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

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thelog

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I love trying to read PV when i’m off my face.
November 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm

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Tank Girl

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I was hanging last night, still in bed feeling sorry for myself
Geez I feel like shit
November 12, 2012 at 12:51 pm

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The Psyentist

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@Tank Girl 505218 wrote:

I was hanging last night, still in bed feeling sorry for myself
Geez I feel like shit

Is this an appropriate time to say hooray for cider?
November 12, 2012 at 2:27 pm

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know_hope

@know_hope

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maybe we can make a thread for if you’re too munted to find this thread?
November 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

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The Psyentist

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Call it lost property
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