Howdy Torie!
Glad you stumbled upon our secret lair; we’re now recruiting new troops/sacrificial cannon fodder for operation ‘Die ManBearPig, die, you grizzly bastard’. If you’d like to enrol for either position, write your name on the cubicle wall in the toilets. Make sure it’s the correct wall though, the other list of names is the roster for use of the glory holes.
