@ccrystalccastles 570577 wrote:
I cry about Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in the UK version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on a bi-weekly basis. I will fight a grown man about the DC universe despite being a 5″3 girl that has never been in a fight but I got thrown at a wall when I was 12 by this girl called Lacey and I have this one weird uncle that used to make me lick batteries even when I wasn’t hungry. I was I love with a teacher for a really long time and I think it got odd but I’m not sure. I used to eat plasters when I was 7. A lot. I love glitter and glowsricks so much but not in that way. You’ve probably stopped reading now so I’m just going to carry on because I know my rights. I am in love with the girl that pierced my nose so much but also so intimidated, it’s been 6 months since she pierced it why am I still so sad about her face. I used to be so sure I could talk to fish but I probably can’t. Apparently my dad looks like Robbie Williams but isn’t him but my last name is Williams,,,spooky
I’m a passionate hoarder of Fabergé Eggs who only ever eats fish fingers raw, but also never frozen. I’m a keen chess player but don’t understand the rules so I’m not very good at it. I was once pushed against a wall too, but the boy that pushed me was having an epileptic fit so I didn’t mind so much. And one time when I was at a festival a drunk gypsy fell asleep in my tent so I groped their boob, but it was fake so wish I hadn’t. I only like real boob meat; but I still had a wank in my friend’s sock over it and he wore the sock the next day. He ended up with syphilis because he had a verruca on his foot.
