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ccrystalccastles
@ccrystalccastles
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@The Psyentist 570639 wrote:
Address? And do you want me to serenade you before or after I’ve punched you?
Address?
And do you want me to serenade you before or after I’ve punched you?
I’ll travel. After of course.
@Tryptameanie 570629 wrote:
I’ll hit him and you show him you’re knickers, he won’t know whethyer to puke or be knocked out.
I’m a she :*
The Psyentist
@the-psyentist
@ccrystalccastles 570635 wrote:
Nope I’m just that much of a pussy. Your avatar is of a puppet, were you being fisted or something when that photo was taken?
No, I’d just walked in on my mum having sex with the milkman.
@ccrystalccastles 570641 wrote:
Oh, how thoughtful of you. Would you like me to at least pay your travel expenses?
Also I know acoustic guitar is more conventional when serenading but do you mind if I use a bassoon?
tryptameanie
@tryptameanie
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If I’d ever wALKED IN ON MY MUM AND THE MILKMAN WE’D HAVE HAD NO MILK.
@ccrystalccastles 570640 wrote:
How does a thong get skid marks?
How the fuck should I know, last time it happened I’d slipped my GF a laxative but dunno if that’s how it usually works.
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