Hi,
Just a very quick question,
Im off to magna next saturday, but ive been told they detail search everyone for drugs on entry.
So where is best to hide a gram of speed ?…any suggestions plz !!!
I dont fancy ramming it up my arse…so….any good / bad feedback plz.
Many thanks
Paul S.
Personally I’d advise the bumhole, but I’ve got previous for possession and can’t afford to take any chances. Put it in your sock and hold it between your toes – has worked for me for years at clubs like Magna!
under the padding of a female friends wonderbra m8. or in socks.
those have always been winners for me.
of course i dont use a mates bra.. i use mine!
incidentally the bra trick is a solid one with us lasses(*esp wonderbras with removeable padding..), and i once hid best part of a henry in a corset so solid that they patted right over my skunky goodness, needless to say it was still my skunky goodness after the search. i think the overwhelming sight of boobs was a distraction tho.
im usually concerned with where im hiding me skunk, tbh
Why I Love Being a Girl… simply put lasses have an easier time when concealing things as such.
Originally posted by PixieO’Fubar
under the padding of a female friends wonderbra m8. or in socks.Why I Love Being a Girl… simply put lasses have an easier time when concealing things as such.
at least there’s one positive aspect of the misogyny inherent within the private security industry (and other uniformed occupations); mind you you do sometimes get “Big Bertha the Bouncer” as well – I think a lot of places are becoming wise to this and employing female door staff!
interestingly i once presented my crystal pouch for inspection and it was left alone by the staff( i was seeing lab 4 in pompey)….. there was nothing in it but rocks, but i coulda hidden something small in with me pet rocks. One of the big bertha types too…
i did spend that evening being completely straight edged. had much fun all in all.. danced and poi-ed meself to heaven!
Bra was always best place imo, ya can fit a teenth in each boob!
even big bertha aint gonna go fishin round there m8..
viva removeable padding!
I agree with what e’one said, of course I am female but also have convictions so can’t afford to get pinched, but the tits do it e’time, but if you aren’t going with a female then sorry matie, if you really want to be SAFE, go the buttocks, just think it is only for 10 min MAXIMUM, but be carefull with e’s as they can easily be used as a suppository~!
down the pants?
I had a ninebar in a pencilcase in my pocket and they didn’t search me (it is, however, scotland), which was nice.
i often find (it may help being a fatty) that it is easy peasy to trap little things between my balls and inner thigh when wearing boxers, the sweat helps
A long time ago I was stopped on my way to a party in a camper with friends on the A34 having just been on site trying to score. It was the first operation by Thames valley police against ravers in 92 when they started a zero tollerance policy.
It was a saturday night and they’d blockaded Pear Tree, the two round abouts next to it and were shepparding all the trafic into the BP patrol station which they must have requisitioned as a searching area.
Anyway as we pull in, an officer asks each of us in turn whether we’ve been searched or not, and to my absolute amazement believes me when I tell him that “yes, I have already been searched already” and tells me to go sit away from the vehicle with the rest of the people in the clear!
The funniest thing though was seeing the look on one of my friend’s face as he tried to eat a joint he’d just rolled up, tobacco and all!
Quote:The funniest thing though was seeing the look on one of my friend’s face as he tried to eat a joint he’d just rolled up, tobacco and all! unquote.
don’t try this at home kids!
I was on my way to Israel years ago and naively thought that the pollen I was carrying wouldn’t be a problem as it wasn’t explosive (at least unless you smoked it)…
cue ‘special security’ for flights to Israel and N.Ireland (of course).
The hooter I’d rolled on the bus with the intention of smoking outside the airport, sadly, was flicked away. But the lump, and the 2 doves I’d forgotten about( :rolleyes: ) had to be munched.
2 hours later I was gurning at the bar when I heard “last call for mr smith”…
takeoff has never been so fun:::: Gforce is something I’d never experienced while peaking on mumanddad 😮
back to the topic at hand… buy some dad’s pants and forsake your boxers… you won’t need to look good in your underwear anyway if your using speed; you’ll have a pidgeon’s toe and bedroom olympics will have to wait 😉
lol
As a fella a couple of tips:-
* Tucked under your balls, most bouncers aren’t keen on checking this.
* Taped under the fold of a shirt collar
happy trails
Originally posted by PixieO’Fubar
interestingly i once presented my crystal pouch for inspection and it was left alone by the staff( i was seeing lab 4 in pompey)…..
was that at the pier in southsea? they search like bastards there – looking in shoes, wallets and cig boxes, it takes the piss…
last time i went there (for some dirty d n b) i’d decided not to do any drugs, and was with a mate from london. he asks, ‘any chance of getting sum pills?’, i said ‘nah its impossible to score in here cos of the searching’ and then literally within 30 seconds we were offered pills 😀 just goes to show eh…
the very place….
funny that.
What about putting it behind your foreskin if you don’t want it up your arse. My boyfriend always seems to manage stashing reasonable amounts behind it.
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