Party Vibe

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until the age of 16 i was so socially unaware that i thought a blow job was something you got done at the hairdressers

this led me to be constantly perplexed as to why my older brother and his mates kept talking about great blow jobs they had received

c’est la vie, that’s growing up with aspergers for you… (man, i really was socially retarded back in those days 😛

I’ve found a tutorial by Denise Van Outen on a cucumber,

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This is from the movie Love, Honour & Obey (a classic britflick).

The Blowguard — Taking the Teeth Out of Oral Sex. Wait, What!? – Lemondrop.com

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read about this in vice magazine …… :you_crazy

@Dr Bunsen 351895 wrote:

You can’t be that bad at it since you have sucking c*ck as your forum profile occupation… Are you yanking our chain?

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mmmmm……………..

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@Buzz 352220 wrote:

Tank Girl has obviously done her research on that book raaaraaaraaa

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tee hee!! nah hought it a bit suspect naming a particular book,

I personally do not need any improvement 😉