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  • Hope you enjoy this as much as I did. Shown to me by my son, I am so lucky.

    Thanks for sharing steve ๐Ÿ™‚

    Always good to listen to rm tyson.

    F8ck! love it! itโ€™s a good thing i watched it! thanks for sharing, i really enjoyed it!

    Neil mutherfucker DeGrasse Tysonโ€ฆ.what a G!

    it still didnโ€™t answer the question that, still to this day, has not been given the appropriate super computer processing power, to answer. This answer has the capacity to change world history, the power to stop all wars, to reverse global warming and to provide the strength to stop giggling when a kiwi talks in that hilarious accent of theirs

    Yes I am talking about all of you, me and the new zealand race โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ Why the hell do we put up with those people who find appropriate to fart in public places . Some of us will applaud, others will giggle, some will blush! For gods sake peopleโ€ฆ.. Do you realise that for you to smelll someone elseโ€™s fart, you actually need a poo particle, that 10 seconds ago was snuggled in that persons arsehole, to enter your nose and rest against one of your smell receptors!!!

    So basically, you are endorsing a stranger to pick a piece of shit from his arse and paint the insides of your nostrilโ€ฆโ€ฆ

    Oh the humanity โ€ฆโ€ฆ WHY PEOPLE ? โ€ฆโ€ฆ.OH WHY?

    stamp out this barbaric behaviour , bring back public beheadings and burn their ashes to the 7th layer of hell

    @isocortex 591158 wrote:

    it still didnโ€™t answer the question that, still to this day, has not been given the appropriate super computer processing power, to answer. This answer has the capacity to change world history, the power to stop all wars, to reverse global warming and to provide the strength to stop giggling when a kiwi talks in that hilarious accent of theirs

    Yes I am talking about all of you, me and the new zealand race โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ Why the hell do we put up with those people who find appropriate to fart in public places . Some of us will applaud, others will giggle, some will blush! For gods sake peopleโ€ฆ.. Do you realise that for you to smelll someone elseโ€™s fart, you actually need a poo particle, that 10 seconds ago was snuggled in that persons arsehole, to enter your nose and rest against one of your smell receptors!!!

    So basically, you are endorsing a stranger to pick a piece of shit from his arse and paint the insides of your nostrilโ€ฆโ€ฆ

    Oh the humanity โ€ฆโ€ฆ WHY PEOPLE ? โ€ฆโ€ฆ.OH WHY?

    stamp out this barbaric behaviour , bring back public beheadings and burn their ashes to the 7th layer of hell

    Wow, you feel quite strongly about that donโ€™t you. Sorry pal, but Iโ€™m the kind of bastard that deliberately farts in an elevator lol

    Same, Iโ€™ve got VERY flatulent bowls so for me I cannot help it.

    donโ€™k fuck with me here homies, if youโ€™re trying to be funny then turn your attention to some other worthy candidates โ€ฆ.. Um like the retarded or new Zealanders, but donโ€™t play leap frog with a unicorn โ€ฆ.. as youโ€™ll be torn! King Kong ainโ€™t got shit on me โ€ฆ. I rallied my shadow army

    Are we talking the power of ISIS???? pffft fucking camel faggots โ€ฆโ€ฆ.

    Let the games begin โ€“ you think itโ€™s safe to sneak one out โ€ฆ.. Think again!

    Iโ€™m the love child of Hitler & Pol Pot (fucking hard I know ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

    Phwoar โ€ฆ.. Where the fuck am I !

    Ick bick de-burk mick de-burg

    Mumma I coming home โ€ฆโ€ฆ.

    bet his mothers mortified :lol_big:

    @isocortex 591173 wrote:

    donโ€™k fuck with me here homies, if youโ€™re trying to be funny then turn your attention to some other worthy candidates โ€ฆ.. Um like the retarded or new Zealanders, but donโ€™t play leap frog with a unicorn โ€ฆ.. as youโ€™ll be torn! King Kong ainโ€™t got shit on me โ€ฆ. I rallied my shadow army

    Are we talking the power of ISIS???? pffft fucking camel faggots โ€ฆโ€ฆ.

    Let the games begin โ€“ you think itโ€™s safe to sneak one out โ€ฆ.. Think again!

    Iโ€™m the love child of Hitler & Pol Pot (fucking hard I know ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

    Phwoar โ€ฆ.. Where the fuck am I !

    Ick bick de-burk mick de-burg

    Mumma I coming home โ€ฆโ€ฆ.

    Lol, you nutter. Chill out dude. Whether or not that was intended to be funny, it did amuse me ๐Ÿ™‚

    I had to do a really smelly poo ina club this weekend. I donโ€™t know what happened, because normally I have bowels of steel that are regular as clockwork.
    Anyway, I did a poo, flushed and as I was washing my hands I heard:
    โ€œOh my GODโ€
    โ€œbleurgh!โ€
    โ€œthatโ€™s fucking disgustingโ€ And they all left the toilet โ€“ not even going to the other cubicals.

    Well SORRY for using the toilet to do something that it was MADE FOR!

    pfft.

    WTF? Youโ€™ve hack my web cam havenโ€™t you โ€ฆ. well thatโ€™s created an awkward moment hasnโ€™t it! Please tell me you didnโ€™t get screen shots? I prommised my sex therapist that I wouldnโ€™t go there again โ€ฆโ€ฆ. The shame โ€ฆ OH THE SHAME!!!

    Think itโ€™s safe to say this thread has now officially been derailed.

    Fucking trains never run on time.

    Hey hang on โ€“ thereโ€™s is a little clarification required โ€ฆ.. If we are talking about eccy poos then that is justifiable. Dang I could always tell the strength of the eccy by the volatility score given by the judging panel.

    The whole experience is boosted ape shit if it was at a Bush doof โ€ฆโ€ฆ Shitting in nature makes you remember why you were put on earth

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