I R GAS MONKEY!
Whipped cream dispensers are the way ahead , and some good quality balloons,this might soud stupid but get round ballons as they are much more ergonomic.
Dont bother with the “Cracker” its shite , it is a small metal device that is about the size of a salt shaker which the noz can fits in , a ballon fits over then end and youtwist to realease the gas , sounds good in theory and is very compact but after some sever cold burns and immensly fiddly when your messy its not worth it.
As for tips and tricks i dont know how you do it but the best method imo is :- Take 3 or 4 deep breaths Completley exhale as much air as possible out of your lungs, place balloon in to mouth form an air tight seal with your lips ,”breath” through the balloon and exhale into the balloon (not through your nose just your mouth) repeat this stage untill you feel suitably refreshed. Once optimum refreshment has occurredexhale all gas and pick your self up from the floor.
Other variations can include doing squats ( the gym movement) whist inhaleing ( get the heart pumping a bit faster ) , double ballons 2 noz canisters in one ballon (be seated for your first one trust me) and the personal fave Double balloon whilst tripping,this is minblowing!
Look for whipped cream suppliers online the most obvious one is the best one.
Oh yes,just remember ” a smell of petroleum prevails throughout ” heheehehehe
P.s i accept NO responisiblity for injuries , death , spiritual awakening , lost plots , noz should only be used for whipping cream! mmmmmmmmmmm cream
