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Just getting a divorce. I have been out of the market for a long, long time.
Looking for someone intelligent and has an insatiable curiosity.
Welcome to the forum, you shall have your pick of wives.
welcome, I got my wife from Russia. needless to say she done a runner
@EPICLULZ 589435 wrote:
welcome, I got my wife from Russia. needless to say she done a runner
Next time buy your wife from China, they’ve got bound feet so they can’t runaway at all.
Or even somalia where many have only stumps for limbs.
@Tryptameanie 589456 wrote:
Or even somalia where many have only stumps for limbs.
True, but they don’t speak a word of Flemish or Luxembourg French, as well as having no hands or feet, they’ve not got many uses other than fuck toy.
@Tryptameanie 589240 wrote:
Welcome to the forum, you shall have your pick of wives.
@EPICLULZ 589435 wrote:
welcome, I got my wife from Russia. needless to say she done a runner
@Gylfì Guðbjörnsson 589455 wrote:
Next time buy your wife from China, they’ve got bound feet so they can’t runaway at all.
@Tryptameanie 589456 wrote:
Or even somalia where many have only stumps for limbs.
@Gylfì Guðbjörnsson 589617 wrote:
True, but they don’t speak a word of Flemish or Luxembourg French, as well as having no hands or feet, they’ve not got many uses other than fuck toy.
Lol, thread derailed with quadriplegic amputee sex abuse comments; only on PV.
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