[username] , What is the weirdest thing thing you’ve done under the influence?
- December 31, 2014 at 2:18 am #817452
I may well be crazy but they gave me the gun lol.December 31, 2014 at 5:04 am #817511
jizz on her swank and spit her int her eye and stamped her on her foot::December 31, 2014 at 5:09 am #817453
@jacco951 582466 wrote:
jizz on her swank and spit her int her eye and stamped her on her foot::
So the weird part was you actually paid her instead of just fucking her, abusing her then refusing to pay?
This is the weirdest thing thread yeah?December 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm #817454
Not even close to the stupidest but it happened tonight so I shall share.
I had been very good and taken no psychedelic drugs at all until I was sure I had nothing more to do responsibly. So when I finally did decide it was aMT time I was well prepared but took only half of my usual dose as I had plans for this to be joined shortly after by some AL-LAD.
Within about 10 mins of taking the aMT my mum rang and she needed some cigarettes and wondered if I’d call and get her some as she didn’t wanna go out and I couldn’t blame her and tripping or not, I’d rather be out there than my mum. The only problem was I had zero money on me so I had to go there back there and back again so as I was feeling pretty happy and I know the shopkeeper pretty well I’d go and ask him to let me have 20 cigarettes for 20 mins and I offered to leave my house keys with him.
I would never have even dreamed of asking for credit but the thought of all the extra walking while coming up on aMT made me decide it was worth a try and this led to something I didn’t expect. He said he doesn’t strap fags on but alcohol he had no problem with. I asked him if that meant I could take a crate of pint stella cans and he said as long as you pay when you say that’s fine. I didn’t want any beer at all but the fact he’d give me a crate on credit till whenever I said I’d pay and yet the bastard wouldn’t let me take 20 fags for less than 30 mins.
Anyway the aMT started doing it’s job around the time I lft the shop the 1st time and for the next hour or so I was out I must have seen over 500 people and almost none of them existed. Every fucking thing I saw looked like a person walking and at times I even had to stop and stare to make sure.
I suppose I should be thankful I couldn’t remember where I’d put my AL-LAD and so was less fucked up than I’d planned on being lolJanuary 1, 2015 at 2:11 am #817512
Hmm, I see my name in the topic. So lets see, I ended up coughing into a large bong and blowing out all of the weed all over in a big buff of smoke. Apparently all of my friends thought it was so funny that they did not give a crap that I just coughed out a $20 bowl. 🙂January 1, 2015 at 2:13 am #817455
It’s a trick dw about it. If coughing into a bong is the stupidest thing you ever did on drugs I’m suspecting you didn’t get much further than that initial bong lolJanuary 1, 2015 at 3:01 am #817352
@tryptameanie 582769 wrote:
It’s a trick dw about it. If coughing into a bong is the stupidest thing you ever did on drugs I’m suspecting you didn’t get much further than that initial bong lol
For sure, I’ve seen that before and didn’t even register it as odd, just thought it was someone who was new to smoking.January 1, 2015 at 3:04 am #817456
Still happens to me at times, especially if I try a bong or pipe 1st thing on a morningJanuary 1, 2015 at 3:06 am #817353
Shit as long as the drunky or the newby doesn’t break the smoking apparatus I really couldn’t give two shits.January 1, 2015 at 3:09 am #817457
Yeah, you broke it you pay for itJanuary 1, 2015 at 3:12 am #817354
Yup thats why a $20 pipe is probably your best bet if you’re going to be smoking with ppl outside your trusted stoner circle.January 1, 2015 at 3:15 am #817458
Hey I’ve smashed 2 beautiful glass bongs myself so I’ll go with the pipe with no issues until I can afford another quality bong.January 1, 2015 at 3:18 am #817355
Yeah, I had a $175 pipe signed by the artist stolen and a $350 bubbler confiscated and a $275 ashcatcher broken back in the day.
Couldn’t imagine dropping large $$$ on a bong until further down the road.January 1, 2015 at 3:19 am #817356
I wish I could go into a coffee shop and use their glass on glass waterpipe and then go home.January 1, 2015 at 3:22 am #817459
Even with my rough and outdated guess at what those prices would be rough;y in pounds that’s still pretty expensive. I could live with paying a few hundred $$$ for a quality vapourizer but I’d still need to already be under the influence of something to get me to buy it lol.
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