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i’ll take dongs as long as they are pre 1978 reunificaiton
@Digital Buddha 570653 wrote:
i’ll take dongs as long as they are pre 1978 reunificaiton
Nah sorry mate my column wasn’t erected at that time but by the time I was 18 I was 5’11” stood up tall but 6’4″ when laid down but aroused.
@Tryptameanie 570654 wrote:
Nah sorry mate my column wasn’t erected at that time but by the time I was 18 I was 5’11” stood up tall but 6’4″ when laid down but aroused.
better to grade with thich nhat haan in france then, living zen master.
When I cum in a womans pyssy it looks like she’s got rabies but the froth in her mouth is much thicker and saltier lol.
@Tryptameanie 570651 wrote:
If you want my pants they are 1.5 million dongs. or if you are ansking by mass, it’s around 1.5 normal dongs lol.
Think I might be in the wrong thread though.
Lolz, you goon:laugh_at:
@Digital Buddha 570649 wrote:
i’d like to be paid in pennies from barbados plz.
@Tryptameanie 570651 wrote:
If you want my pants they are 1.5 million dongs. or if you are ansking by mass, it’s around 1.5 normal dongs lol.
Think I might be in the wrong thread though.
@Digital Buddha 570653 wrote:
i’ll take dongs as long as they are pre 1978 reunificaiton
@Tryptameanie 570654 wrote:
Nah sorry mate my column wasn’t erected at that time but by the time I was 18 I was 5’11” stood up tall but 6’4″ when laid down but aroused.
@Digital Buddha 570655 wrote:
better to grade with thich nhat haan in france then, living zen master.
@Tryptameanie 570656 wrote:
When I cum in a womans pyssy it looks like she’s got rabies but the froth in her mouth is much thicker and saltier lol.
What the hell happened to this thread lol
@The Psyentist 570658 wrote:
What the hell happened to this thread lol
You sick fucks, that’s what
@Tryptameanie 570659 wrote:
You sick fucks, that’s what
I’ll accept that as an answer, don’t drink anti-freeze was also the other answer you could have given
@The Psyentist 570660 wrote:
I’ll accept that as an answer, don’t drink anti-freeze was also the other answer you could have given
But how else would I prevent myself freezing?
@Tryptameanie 570661 wrote:
But how else would I prevent myself freezing?
Spontaneous combustion, duh. What do you think those Tibetan Monks do up in their monasteries all day? They don’t have access up in the Himalayas to anti-freze; so they practice spontaneous combustion to stay warm. I believe it can take up to 30 years to hone this skill though, so they do a lot of huddling together too.
@The Psyentist 570666 wrote:
Spontaneous combustion, duh. What do you think those Tibetan Monks do up in their monasteries all day? They don’t have access up in the Himalayas to anti-freze; so they practice spontaneous combustion to stay warm. I believe it can take up to 30 years to hone this skill though, so they do a lot of huddling together too.
I think the term you are looking for is self-immolation.
@Tryptameanie 570667 wrote:
I think the term you are looking for is self-immolation.
Well there you go, you already had the answer, what you asking me for
@The Psyentist 570668 wrote:
Well there you go, you already had the answer, what you asking me for
I like to feel superiour to fuckwits lol.
Hey thanks for jumping in Angel and only about 7/8 weeks since my last post lol. Still, no worse than my introduction thread :laugh_at:
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