Just curious, I know chat up lines are cheesy but unless your introduced you still need a way to break the ice when meeting someone for the first time…..
In the pillin’ clubbing days it was simple, just offer your bottle of water, whats ya name, what you taken, lovin it, come back with my crowd later for a chill out session on the decks & a smoke etc etc
In the drinking young days, get the shots in and use the overblown compliments ‘where do I know you from, are you on TV, a dancer, model’ etc etc
BUT NOW
The gals my age dont fall for the old stuff even when drunk they have heard it all many times before, so which way to go……
Cocky & overconfident – ‘If your nice to me I will let you buy me a drink’ or ‘What shall I get you for Breakfast’
Flattery – Go for the 2nd or 3rd hottest gal in a group being careful to completing blank her hotter friends and focus on her only with good eye contact, slow check out, followed by ‘Im going to have to kiss you now, I just cant resist’
Silly – ‘You’re so beautiful you made me forget my chat up line’
Funny – Flip a coin and ask ‘Whats the chances of me getting Head or some Tail’
Direct & simple – ‘Come sit and have a drink with me’
Couple of funny ones
Can I take your picture…. I need to show santa what I want for Christmas
If you’ve been bad go to your room, if ya want to me naughty come to mine
That dress looks stunning on you… but it would look even better on my bedroom floor
Whats your most successful approach / line ??
Whats the worst line you have ever used ?
Whats the funniest line you ever heard ?
