Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy
Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing
standing up.
Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, “Oh, me boys, someone got’s to
tell Paddy’s wife. Who will it be?”
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to
be discrete be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse.
“Discrete??? I’m the most discreet Irishmen you’ll ever meet. Discretion
is me middle name. Leave it to me.”
Gallagher goes over to Murphy’s house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: “Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.”
“Tell him to drop dead!”, says Murphy’s wife.
