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Pikey Gets Done! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id-KEYly8nc
lol funny as fuk, thats also a reason why im a non ket head.
Woz that actually a pikey or just sum local fuckin ponce who thinks he can take on the world.
Who are the headz in the vid??? Free ravers?
Got what he deserved anyway1234
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FML: F*ck My Life! Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!".
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Funny Jokes [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"
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Random Facts Thread Allow us to become enlightened and share each others knowledge of random facts from across the globe - not to mention becoming the most interesting person at the next rave...
The reason sheep annoyingly run ahead of your car when you come across them on a country road is cos sheep are unaware cars are unable to mount grassy banks. It is also a defence tactic, as turning to the side presents the oppotunity for the prey to attack the sheeps neck, so the sheep is content to keep its ass facing the car until it believes the prey (yeah, still talking about a car here) has slowed down. Only then will it dart to the side, just like a hare turning at the last second when a whippet dives with its jaws open.1234
US : Real press release from cop about Pokémon Go :D POKEMON GO SAFETY TIPS FROM BAYVIEW STATION
As the Pokemon Go fever hits the Streets of San Francisco, I wanted to take a few minutes to remind you/your kids of some simple safety tips. So as you battle, train, and capture your Pokemon - just remember you’re still in the real world! Other law enforcement agencies throughout the world have already reported accidents, injuries, and string of robberies where suspects have set up fake ‘Poke-spots’.
Know your surroundings and pay attention to where you are going/who is around you. Slow car paralleling a person on foot, might be a sign it’s a get-away car. If you get the sense you are being followed or set-up for a robbery, head to a lighted area with people around.
Watch where you are going, please don’t look down at your phone while crossing streets, getting off buses, or even while walking. Obey traffic laws, please.
Do not run into trees, meters, and things that are attached to the sidewalk; they hurt.
Do not drive or ride your bike / skateboard / hipster techie device while interacting with the app.
Know where your kids are going when playing with the app, set limits on where they can go, so they don’t keep going trying to get that Pokemon.
Tell your kids about stranger-danger because the app may bring strangers together in real life at ‘pokestops’.
Do not go onto private property, dark alleys, or areas that you usually would not go if you weren’t playing the game.
Be Safe, Enjoy!
Captain Vaswani
Bayview Police Station, San Francisco Police
DE/DK : Netto-Katzen Netto is a Danish store but this film was made for the German market. (There are or were Netto stores in the UK but these are closing down; seen some pictures on UK news and the shelves are empty and the lights half switched off, even a stray cat would not bother with them).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNtYHswzFzM
There is a "making of" video as well, which randomly switches between German and English (with German subtitles)....
write me a joke a bit of string walks into a pub and asks for a pint
the barman refuses and points to a sign saying NO STRING ALLOWED
a little disheartened the piece of string tries the pub over the road.
again the barman refuses telling him string is not welcome in his pub.
out of desperation the piece of string goes outside ties himself in half, roughs his ends up and goes back into the pub.
'can i have a pint please' asks the string
are you a piece of string the bar man asks
the piece of string calmly replies
no
im affraid not
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write me a joke
itsupnorth wrote:
"Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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write me a joke A lawyer went into the doctors with a frog on his head.
"thats a nasty looking growth" said the doctor
"I'll say" said the frog "it started off as a pimple on my ass!12…1112
ex-piraat liedje :) A Dutch radioamateur asked if it was possible to increase the TX power of my mini pager transmitter (it is) but that is pushing what I am allowed to transmit on this frequency; and if there were realliy strong atmospherics my signal might even end up going straight over the Orwell across the North Sea (where the UHF allocation I use is allocated to Defensie Nederland.
but as I do intend to use it as part of the cat monitor I can just about get away with it :laugh_at:
Saskia turns up twice on some Agentschap Telecom videos; although in the main one a younger meisje explains how AT operates, I noticed that Saskia and the Asian boffin were doing some very brainy stuff with multiple receivers and monitoring equipment tuned to the Dutch pager frequencies..
Het asiel today usually means an animal sanctuary in Dutch but they might store people in it you never know..
