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  • This is sound advise really, the use of real time mapping and what I can imagine to be a co-lab with google maps. I can see it possibly leading to the death and injury of a lot of people frankly, like the zombie apocalypse of 2010, this is gonna have millions of grown men and women crashing cars, bikes, buses, Naval destroyers and the likes all because they can’t put there phone down for 10 minutes and watch the road; a case which I can testify to, a friend of mine nearly crashed his car all because he wanted to catch a fucking pidgey.

    @Garoldeep Singh 985384 wrote:

    a case which I can testify to, a friend of mine nearly crashed his car all because he wanted to catch a fucking pidgey.

    A lass in the Netherlands has got herself a €160 fine from the politie for riding a small moped through the central park of Groningen whilst playing this game (luckily she didn’t cause a bad crash)

    Je zat er op te wachten en nu is het ook gebeurd: woensdag is de eerste boete uitgedeeld in de Pokémon Go-rage.
    In het Noorderplantsoen in de Stad was een achttienjarige snorfietser niet-handsfree op zoek naar Pokémon.

    Het leverde de jonge vrouw een boete van 160 euro op.

    Eerste Pokémon Go-boete uitgedeeld in Noorderplantsoen – RTV Noord

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

    Can’t see the good ol Netherlands handing out a harsh fine or the likes, as I know them as some of the most easy going and understanding people, other than Icelanders.

    @Garoldeep Singh 985399 wrote:

    Can’t see the good ol Netherlands handing out a harsh fine or the likes, as I know them as some of the most easy going and understanding people, other than Icelanders.

    Compared to Britain they tend to be stricter about anything involving vehicles with wheels (including bicycles) although not quite as strict as Germany

    €160 is a fair bit of cash for any young person to get fined but she was doing something genuinely anti social and potentially dangerous

    Suffolk Constabulary ended up stop checking 4 lads because they were walking the streets of Bury St Edmunds (a medium size town in Suffolk about 30km from Ipswich).

    If the lads looked under 18 then its to some extend understandably the bobbies might ask them what they were up to (me and my mates would always get stopped backn in Reading if out late at night especially around posher areas like Caversham) but it also shows how little there is to do anywhere in Suffolk after midnight (most young people do this and stay indoors, but the game is all about exploring – TBH if it was officially released today in the UK it doesn’t surprise me that kids might stay up late to download it; then want to try it out…..

    Gang of boys spotted in Bury St Edmunds town centre at 2am were hunting creatures on Pokemon Go – News – East Anglian Daily Times

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

    Metpol SW London have warned players not to accidentally walk into the River Thames whilst looking for Pokemon; the main servers have currently crashed (allegedly due to a DDOS attack) and elsewhere in the USA this happened…

    On Saturday night, reports emerged from Connecticut, in the United States, of two young men hunting Pokemon who stumbled across a naked woman engaged in vandalism.

    The game had led the men to the prayer garden of St Luke’s Church, a Roman Catholic church in Westport, on Wednesday, but instead of a Squirtle, they found a nude woman who was vandalising the property. Police said the woman had pulled lights from the ground, overturned a statue and benches, and was throwing rubbish from her car into a baptismal pond.

    The men called the police and the woman, a 40-year-old Bridgeport resident, was taken to a local hospital for observation. She was not arrested. Church officials say the damage to the garden can be repaired.

    God works in mysterious ways :laugh_at:

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

    another lass in Groningen has pranged her scooter looking for Pokemon!

    This might not be uncommon as one popular piratenlied from there (sung in the local dialect) is the same as “leader of the pack” but with the genders reversed :laugh_at:

    Gewonde vrouw waarschuwt: kijk uit met Pokémon Go op de scooter – RTV Noord

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

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      @General Lighting 985383 wrote:

      POKEMON GO SAFETY TIPS FROM BAYVIEW STATION

      As the Pokemon Go fever hits the Streets of San Francisco, I wanted to take a few minutes to remind you/your kids of some simple safety tips. So as you battle, train, and capture your Pokemon – just remember you’re still in the real world! Other law enforcement agencies throughout the world have already reported accidents, injuries, and string of robberies where suspects have set up fake ‘Poke-spots’.

      • Know your surroundings and pay attention to where you are going/who is around you. Slow car paralleling a person on foot, might be a sign it’s a get-away car. If you get the sense you are being followed or set-up for a robbery, head to a lighted area with people around.
      • Watch where you are going, please don’t look down at your phone while crossing streets, getting off buses, or even while walking. Obey traffic laws, please.
      • Do not run into trees, meters, and things that are attached to the sidewalk; they hurt.
      • Do not drive or ride your bike / skateboard / hipster techie device while interacting with the app.
      • Know where your kids are going when playing with the app, set limits on where they can go, so they don’t keep going trying to get that Pokemon.
      • Tell your kids about stranger-danger because the app may bring strangers together in real life at ‘pokestops’.
      • Do not go onto private property, dark alleys, or areas that you usually would not go if you weren’t playing the game.

      Be Safe, Enjoy!

      Captain Vaswani

      Bayview Police Station, San Francisco Police

      I HEAR EVERYWHERE about that new Pokemon game which is even free (not sure), But what is it???

      If u find little time to make a brief description of the rules of that new game, that would be really welcome and leave
      me less ignorant about what seems to be a new mode trend??? :sign0009:

      it works like a normal “3D” computer game except it uses the GPS locations from your phone, the game map itself is an actual real map of the suroundings which the company making the game have overlayed various game elements onto.

      So instead of using your computer or console to move around the game landscape you are supposed to walk around outside looking at the image on your phone camera (like you were taking a photo), as you do this some cartoon anmals appear and you have to play some other game to catch them.

      Some big buildings (the software just seems to allocate these areas by size/appearance and isn’t 100% sure what exactly they are) “contain” more of these creatures.

      Once you have collected enough of them you can take them to another area called a “gym” where they can battle other creatures someone else has, and/or turn into other rarer kinds as you get points for doing this.

      This is about as much as I understand of it – and as you have to do all this whilst walking around it just seems like a big opportunity for collisions and other accidents..

      Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
      wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

      Should ask tryptameanie I’d say he’s out playing it now pmsl

      Come on from time to time stoned. Love mj and psychedelics.

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