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July 21, 2006 at 2:54 pm

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Angel

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RATFLMAO :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
July 21, 2006 at 2:58 pm

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So not a good look

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O and 8 were walking down the street when O turns to 8 and says “why have you got your belt done up so tight”
July 21, 2006 at 3:00 pm

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Tank Girl

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I’d love to try and cheer you up but I just can’t think of anything :hopeless:
July 21, 2006 at 3:05 pm

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Angel

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Well..

How do you get a one armed hippy down from a tree ?

Pass him a spliff..

Thats baaaaaaad
July 21, 2006 at 3:06 pm

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Tank Girl

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angel wrote:

Well..

How do you get a one armed hippy down from a tree ?

Pass him a spliff..

Thats baaaaaaad

made me giggle! :bounce_fl
July 21, 2006 at 3:28 pm

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kai

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse!! (boom boom!)
July 21, 2006 at 6:18 pm

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Sound-Guy

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A Regular at a butchers walked in one morning and said to the owner “I’ve noticed your assistant is not around, any reason?”
Butcher: “I had to sack him you see, he kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer”
“Oh” said the man “And what happened to the bacon slicer???”
Butcher turns around and says ” I sacked her aswell”
July 21, 2006 at 6:20 pm

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Angel

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raaa raaa HA HA HA HA

good one 🙂
July 21, 2006 at 6:25 pm

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Sound-Guy

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Whats got 90 balls and screws old ladys????

Bingo
July 21, 2006 at 6:29 pm

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odge

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Cant thonk of a joke angel but i have a big hug here for yah! :group_hug
July 21, 2006 at 6:30 pm

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Angel

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raverbaby wrote:

Cant thonk of a joke angel but i have a big hug here for yah! :group_hug

:love:
July 22, 2006 at 12:27 am

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BioTech

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Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?

So they can hide upside down in custard.
July 22, 2006 at 12:28 am

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BioTech

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Ever seen an Elephant in Custard?

Proves how effective their camoflage is. 😉
July 22, 2006 at 12:34 am

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Raj

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what do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?

SIR!!!:weee:
July 22, 2006 at 12:35 am

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Acidfairy

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Where does a General keep his armies???

Up his sleevies like every other bugger… lol

(sorry ma dad used to tell me that one when i was wee… )
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