Party Vibe

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What goes “ooooooooooooooooooo”?

A cow with no lips

What do you call a women with a ball of wool on her head???

Bar-ba-ra black sheep

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playin the piano???

Clever dick

A man and a Woman both complete strangers find themselves sharing a sleeper compartment on a train,After the initial embarrasment they settle down to sleep she on the top bunk He on the Bottom.After they have dozed several minutes the woman says she is cold and asks if the man could pass up another blanket.”Ive got a better idea ” says the man “lets pretend we are married” the woman thinks about it for a second and replys “OK” “wicked” says the man “Fetch your own fuckin blanket”

Newsflash! The FA have just announced Gary Glitter as the new England coach. But the appointment collapsed after he tried to put Seaman in the under 15’s

London police are again in trouble. They have just shot a bus load of Thalidomide muslims who were suspected of bringing small arms into the country.

3 old ladyies are sitting on the bench and talking about their grandsons. First old lady say: “My grandson will be gardener in future. I see him watering and planting flowers every time, when i go to the garden”. The second lady says: “Yeah, from my grandson will be a doctor. He is interesting in pharmaceuticals, injections and all that. When i see him, he is holding injection and trying to hit a vein”. And the last third lady says:”My grandson will be a driver. He is interesting into petrol, benzine and toluen. Last time i saw him, he was putting a pocket onto his head and i have asked him, what is he doing??…he says:”Be quiet, now will be ride”:biggreen: :lol_big:

And thats all….I hope i ve translated it well:shy: