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September 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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MC G-Tek

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2 interesting facts about me:

1. My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

2. I’m banned from Argos.
September 2, 2012 at 9:48 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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My football clubs current state of affairs.
December 4, 2012 at 11:37 pm

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Mezz

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They say computer games influence children’s development…… if that was true all the kids that grew up in the 80s would be eating magic pills and moving really fast to repetitive electronic music……………… hmm works better on the PacMan T-Shirt

I had a one night stand that went horribly wrong……….. we been married a year now
December 16, 2012 at 7:32 pm

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NedSmanks

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How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.
January 3, 2013 at 6:17 am

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kanupriya

@kanupriya

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hahahahha… these are really great jokes…
January 16, 2013 at 1:34 am

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I was walking past a burning whisky distillery. The fireman holding the hosepipe said to the manager, “Say when?”
January 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm

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wickle

@wickle

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haha
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January 18, 2013 at 11:47 pm

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MR207

@mr207

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

we are both lawyers

Whats blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
January 19, 2013 at 12:11 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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@MR207 518701 wrote:

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

we are both lawyers

Whats blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Lol anti jokes are Lolcano worthy
February 6, 2013 at 8:33 pm

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wickle

@wickle

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February 15, 2013 at 5:15 pm

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wickle

@wickle

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haha!!
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February 15, 2013 at 6:25 pm

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Izbeckistan

@izbeckistan

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@MC G-Tek 493586 wrote:

2 interesting facts about me:

1. My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

2. I’m banned from Argos.

Argos pens are those little blue things arnt they? About 2inches in length….
February 15, 2013 at 8:51 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@Izbeckistan 525442 wrote:

Argos pens are those little blue things arnt they? About 2inches in length….

2 and a half actually!
May 3, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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MR207

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If I could become invisible, I would go to Paris,
find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he’d get would be amazing
January 12, 2014 at 4:50 pm

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Naustro

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I was gonna tell a gay joke…butt fuck it…
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