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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, “The sky is definately blue!”
“I’m sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?”
Timmy raised his hand and said, “The grass is definately green.”
“I’m sorry Timmy that’s not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Teacher do farts have lumps?”
The teacher says, “no why?”
Johnny says, “Then I definately Shit my pants!”
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I wave my money in the air and shout “Yes! I won!” every time I use a cash machine.
The problem with political jokes is they always get elected.
:weee: that actually makes me lol.
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I posted a few pics like this, there in this tread somewhere lop
i found out last night that my granny made a porno film back in the 70’s
i dunno what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact i carried on wanking after i recognised her
An adorable little girl walked into my pet shop and asked,”Excuse me,do you have any rabbits here?” “I do,” I answered,and leaning down to her eye level I asked, “Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft,fuzzy black rabbit?”
She shrugged. “I don’t think my python really cares.”
Why does Rupert bear wear checked trousers?
Cause he’s a cunt.
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John major winning a gold medal for the heptathlon
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