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February 1, 2012 at 6:18 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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whats red and screams a lot?

a skinless baby in a barrel of salt.
February 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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@Fizzbombheid 465944 wrote:

whats red and screams a lot?

a skinless baby in a barrel of salt.

you sick bastard hahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does Rupert bear wear chequed trousers?

CAUSE HES A CUNT
February 12, 2012 at 7:58 pm

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wickle

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2012 has brought about the death of one of the finest, symbolic women of our generation.
She was the backbone of her industry and those that performed alongside her were inspired by her undoubted talent.
Since the 1980s she has had an overiding presence and will be missed by everyone.

RIP Pat Butcher.
February 12, 2012 at 8:09 pm

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sinner69

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@JamZandwich 467688 wrote:

2012 has brought about the death of one of the finest, symbolic women of our generation.
She was the backbone of her industry and those that performed alongside her were inspired by her undoubted talent.
Since the 1980s she has had an overiding presence and will be missed by everyone.

RIP Pat Butcher.

Is she departed now?
February 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm

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wickle

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^houston related joke.. doesnt matter
February 12, 2012 at 8:19 pm

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sinner69

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ok.
February 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

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wickle

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Whitney Houston’s last hit is now for sale on eBay…

Tin foil included…
February 21, 2012 at 8:50 pm

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sinner69

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“When I was younger I hated going to weddings…
it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
February 22, 2012 at 12:25 am

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know_hope

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old, but im bored so….

whats the only animal with a cunt on its back?

a police horse
February 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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Frank Carson saw the ghost of Whitney Houston on his death-bed.

his last words were “It’s a crack whore”
February 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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heres a good one………

arsenal football club
March 1, 2012 at 1:06 am

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wickle

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Dave Allen – Giving up smoking – YouTube
March 1, 2012 at 2:12 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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talking/verbally abusing cilla is a good joke I think. Its perfectly fine as she isn’t real, so the conscience is clear from guilt.

this is an example:

“so Cilla, have you still got that fantastic red hair of yours?”
“YES!!! and I won’t stop until my boob bounces off!!!”

this worried me alot….she has 1 boob? what, is it like a mono boob or summin?
Cilla Black is one strange woman…..bot…….thing
March 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm

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Very good
March 18, 2012 at 10:43 pm

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know_hope

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