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December 20, 2011 at 7:59 am

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jackzayum

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I can’t stop laughing! /Hahahahahahahaha
December 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm

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kiwifruit

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Loved HSBs post from a while ago. Too funny.

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December 30, 2011 at 1:15 am

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wickle

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I was sat in the pub when I told a mate that my girlfriend had committed suicide, today.

He said, “Did she leave a note?”

I said, “Yeah, there were a few in her purse. What you having?”
December 31, 2011 at 1:18 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

i was like Omg!
December 31, 2011 at 6:16 pm

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barnzy001

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a man is walking down the road he see’s a sign out side a pub wanks £30 pies £1 he walks in a sees a cracking bar maid he says are you the one who does the wanks she looks at him and smiles i am he said well can you wash your hands i want a pie
January 7, 2012 at 4:21 pm

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wickle

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hahaha!

Im Totaly Addicted To Plaice – YouTube
January 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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this guys hair line, hes 24?!?!

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January 15, 2012 at 2:50 am

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wickle

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someone on a forum asked why george micheal doesnt get help. this was the reply he got

He has plenty of “help”. Only problem is, one is permanently out scoring gear for him, second one is either delivering or collecting his motor to/from car body shop, third one is his lawyer – full time negotiating lighter sentences, and the other two are buried elbow deep in his ronson. lol

Those that can’t hack the pace end up in Barrymore’s swimming pool.
January 16, 2012 at 1:45 am

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p0ly

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dwarf shortage
January 16, 2012 at 7:35 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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blah
January 31, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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wickle

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Mate of mine said after having sex with a rough council estate girl, there’s nothing worse than looking down and seeing a split and leaking condom hanging off the end of your cock …………………….. especially when you weren’t wearing one to begin with!!
February 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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An elephant and a naked bloke are in the waiting room, the bloke notices the elephant keeps looking at him up and down then turning away, then, looks at him. Finally the bloke turns to the elephant and says ‘what?’. The elephant looks at his cock and says, ‘how’d you breath through that?’.
February 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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wickle

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^lolz
February 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm

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barnzy001

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why did the pakistani cross the road? to get to the other sied
February 1, 2012 at 5:03 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

@garoldeep-singh

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whats an Indians favourite game?

hide and sikh
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