my farts have gone wrong :yakk:
i’ve heard that you can eat charcoal tablets to stop you farting, but that this treatment makes your poo smell a million times worse :crazy:
i’m not sure i can handle that
anyone have any bum freshening techniques? :hopeless:
http://www.jeffssite.net/Fart%20facks.htm
I think you’ll find this web-site informative.:wink:
There are a few things in the Wholefood shop,not all contain charcoal.Dont know if they work though
I get em worst when i’ve done a few gurners! Proper rank:exclamati :hiding: :sick:
Hey Globalloon I contracted a tummy parasite called ‘Gardia’. Trust me man it is one God damn awful bug that gives you these horrendous ‘sulphur burps’ and ‘sulphur farts’ and is also known as ‘travellers diareaha'(sp) and is usually developed via water in third world countries. It’s a little bastard to get rid of and can re-surface after lying dormant for months. In the end it took 3 different types of really strong anti-depressents to kill the blighter and the use of about 10 loo rolls. The irony of this story is that it first surfaced in the UK. Public health would have round in a flash if I was still living in the same abode. BTW mate less meat & eggs should do the trick:wink:
A lighted match and a room full of buddies……HOURS OF FUN!!! ( watch out for blow back…..could be messy!!!!!!!)raaa raaa raaa :omg_no: :omg_no: :omg_no: :sick: :sick:
i’ve heard that you can eat charcoal tablets to stop you farting, but that this treatment makes your poo smell a million times worse :crazy:
i’m not sure i can handle that
anyone have any bum freshening techniques? :hopeless:
Ive just spent the last 2 days either in bed or on the bog after contracting sum sort tummy bug and the local pharmacy gave me sum charcoal tabs they seemed to help, but may be the bug had just ran its course as Im no longer pissing out of my arse:yakk:
LMAO
Dont eat..Cheese and red meat
And dont drink redwine*..
Saw a program from BBC not to long ago,about body odeors*
I dont know if it can be found on the net..But eat a lot of veggeis and
fruit,that was what this guy was told,and it worked..
Cant find the program it self,but its mentioned here..:yakk: :yakk:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/bodyhits/series3/nasty_niffs.shtml
Quite right angel and us bloody vegis get accused of producing all the o-zone damaging methane. Meat & eggs are the two worst for producing those sulphur ‘bottom burps’ although I must admit the odour from my derriere is always at it’s worst after a healthy portion of Brussels sprouts:groucho: :groucho:
if a change of diet or charcoal tablets do not work (and it is not due to other chemical reasons) then its probably a good idea to see the doctor.
HARTY- did you know there is (or was) an “Ah Choo Medical Hall” in Penang?
Angel – how come you are able to watch BBC3 in Denmark? Is it on cable or satellite?
I know DR and BBC work together now and then but we can’t easily watch DRTV in England (though of course few people would understand the language)
HARTY- did you know there is (or was) an “Ah Choo Medical Hall” in Penang?
Angel – how come you are able to watch BBC3 in Denmark? Is it on cable or satellite?
I know DR and BBC work together now and then but we can’t easily watch DRTV in England (though of course few people would understand the language)
We see a lot of documentaries* from BBC (and most of them are good)..Think Danish TV are buying them..
Its mostely documentaries* about people,animals and science..
They are more professional*than the one Danish TV can make..
do they translate them into Danish or are they transmitted in English with subtitles?
We see then in english with danisk subtitles..
But sometimes when there are a speaker they translate it and let a danish
actor speak instead..
but that is mostely in animal programs and the documentaries like “the blue planet” they use a danish speaker becauce they know that kids like to see these programs too.
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