Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone.
:weee: :weee: :weee:
A man who runs in front of the car gets tired.
:you_crazy :you_crazy
A man who runs behind the car gets exhausted.
:groucho:
A man with his hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.
:groucho:
A man who scratches his ass should not bite his fingernails.
:yakk:
A man who eats many prunes gets a good run for his money.
:yakk:
Baseball is wrong: a man with four balls cannot walk.
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
War does not determines who is right, war determines who is left.
:hopeless:
A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.
:laugh_at:
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
:groucho:
A man who drive likes hell is bound to get there.
:you_crazy
A man who stands on a toilet is high on pot
:weee:
A man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
:weee:
A man who fishes in another man’s well often catches crabs.
:yakk:
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
:yakk:
