Sorry can’t help myself.. above posted edited with more and i have more here too..
Man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber
It’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm
The difference between wives and husbands is, Wives want to videotape the birth of their child.
Husbands want to videotape the conception.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open
If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts
Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
