Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Buddha
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It is not the place, nor the condition, but the mind alone that can make anyone happy or miserable.
Roger L’Estrange
You’ve got to sing like you don’t need the money, love like you’ll never get hurt. You’ve got to dance like no one is watching. It’s gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work.
Susannah Clark
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Don’t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as you mind lets you. What you believe, you can achieve.
Mary Kay Ash
The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort and convenience but how he stands at times of controversy and challenges.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Anyone have any others ?
dont follow wher the path may lead go instead where ther is no path n make a trail
unknown author
aslong as u live keep learning how to live
seneca
secret of happyness is not doin wot 1 likes to do but in liking wot 1 has to do
sir james m barrie
be sincere in your thoughts be pure in your feelings you will not hav to run after happyness happyness will run after you
sri chinmoy
n me fave
one of the deepest secrets in life is all thats really worth doin is wot we do for others
lewis carroll
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.. :groucho::groucho::groucho:
haha thas my new fave 1 AF!
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded. :groucho::groucho:
A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets. :weee:
The useless skin around a penis is called “a man” 😉
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock. :laugh_at:
Jamaican proctologist is called “Pokemon”
And there I thought it was so my brain could breathe :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
Sorry can’t help myself.. above posted edited with more and i have more here too..
Man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber
It’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm
The difference between wives and husbands is, Wives want to videotape the birth of their child.
Husbands want to videotape the conception.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open
If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts
Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
The useless skin around a penis is called “a man” 😉
RATFLMAO :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
shit its gn take me all night to figure out me fav they top!
Hehe i remembered the first one no probs the rest i had to go through texts and emails to get em.. needless to say that they have cheered me up too and i dont feel quite so rotten just now.. a good laugh can well make u feel better :weee:
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