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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! “To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.”
Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Sign in a Leipzig elevator: “Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.”
Sign on a Norfolk farm: “Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.”[/FONT]
