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I’m sure some of those species are becoming rare today and you’d get in serious trouble making pies out of them, apart from the bird flu controls!..
I reckon it would be a tasty pie though….(by medieval standards at least)
(“Put me in the middle of the pie three young partridges large and fat;
But take good care not to fail to take six fine quail to put by their
side.
After that you must take a dozen skylarks, which round the quail you must
place;
And then you must take some thrushes and such other little birds as you
can get to garnish the pie.
Further, you must provide yourself with a little bacon, which must not be
in the least rank (reasty), and you must cut it into pieces of the size
of a die, and sprinkle them into the pie.
If you want it to be in quite good form, you must put some sour grapes in
and a very little salt …
… Have eggs put into the paste, and the crust made rather hard of the
flour of pure wheat.
Put in neither spice nor cheese …
Put it into the oven just at the proper heat,
The bottom of which must be quite free from ashes;
And when it is baked enough, isn’t that a dish to feast on!”)
Sounds a bit grim anyway. By the way they talk it seems as if they want you to put the whole bird in without gutting etc.
the birds would have been prepared in the conventional manner, even the smaller ones.. according to a few “olde cookery” sources I have been reading recently, I think songbirds were fair game until the early 1900s…
There’s far worse than skylarks in some of the old cookery guides from the middle ages, and a few of my more recent local history books I have been reading mention that fat rooks ended up in the pot..
..and 4 & 20 blackbirds so I’m told.
Put me in the middle of the pie one ounce of buds smelling and fat
But take good care not to fail to sprinkle hash (proper hash mind none of that pig medicine shit)by thier side,
After that a dozen Psylocibin which around the pot you must place,
and then some MDMA/LSD or other such small things you can get to garnish said pie
Further you must provide yourself with much legal Highs which must not be in the least bit weak or crap,
and you must cut it into pieces the size of a shoe and sprinkle it into the pie
If you want it to be in quite good form you must add stella and a little cider
Have bubble hash (Hippie crack)put into the paste and the crust made rather hardcore by the addition of
Vodka margarine.
Put in neither fruit nor veg
place in the oven at the propper heat
Then put the whole thing in your tummy and call for Mummy:groucho::groucho:
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