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  • I’m sure some of those species are becoming rare today and you’d get in serious trouble making pies out of them, apart from the bird flu controls!..

    I reckon it would be a tasty pie though….(by medieval standards at least)

    Quote:
    “Trois perdriaulx gros et reffais
    Au milieu du pate me mets;
    Mais gardes bien que tu ne failles
    A moi prendre six grosses cailles,
    De quoi tu les apuyeras.
    Et puis apres tu me prendras
    Une douzaine d’alouetes
    Qu’environ les cailles me mettes,
    Et puis pendras de ces maches
    Et de ces petits oiseles:
    Selon ce que tu en auras,
    Le pate m’en billeteras.
    Or te fault faire pourveance
    D’un pen de lart, sans point de rance,
    Que tu tailleras comme de:
    S’en sera le paste pouldre.
    S tu le veux de bonne guise,
    Du vertjus la grappe y soit mise,
    D’un bien peu de sel soit pouldre …
    … Fay mettre des oeufs en la paste,
    Les croutes un peu rudement
    Faictes de flour de pur froment …
    … N’y mets espices ni fromaige …
    Au four bien a point chaud le met,
    Qui de cendre ait l’atre bien net;
    E quand sera bien a point cuit,
    I n’est si bon mangier, ce cuit.”

    (“Put me in the middle of the pie three young partridges large and fat;
    But take good care not to fail to take six fine quail to put by their
    side.
    After that you must take a dozen skylarks, which round the quail you must
    place;
    And then you must take some thrushes and such other little birds as you
    can get to garnish the pie.
    Further, you must provide yourself with a little bacon, which must not be
    in the least rank (reasty), and you must cut it into pieces of the size
    of a die, and sprinkle them into the pie.
    If you want it to be in quite good form, you must put some sour grapes in
    and a very little salt …
    … Have eggs put into the paste, and the crust made rather hard of the
    flour of pure wheat.
    Put in neither spice nor cheese …
    Put it into the oven just at the proper heat,
    The bottom of which must be quite free from ashes;
    And when it is baked enough, isn’t that a dish to feast on!”)

    http://www.arcamax.com/nonfiction/b-1338-15-bookread

    Sounds a bit grim anyway. By the way they talk it seems as if they want you to put the whole bird in without gutting etc.

    BioTech wrote:
    Sounds a bit grim anyway. By the way they talk it seems as if they want you to put the whole bird in without gutting etc.

    the birds would have been prepared in the conventional manner, even the smaller ones.. according to a few “olde cookery” sources I have been reading recently, I think songbirds were fair game until the early 1900s…

    There’s far worse than skylarks in some of the old cookery guides from the middle ages, and a few of my more recent local history books I have been reading mention that fat rooks ended up in the pot..

    General Lighting wrote:
    There’s far worse than skylarks in some of the old cookery guides from the middle ages, and a few of my more recent local history books I have been reading mention that fat rooks ended up in the pot..

    ..and 4 & 20 blackbirds so I’m told.

    Put me in the middle of the pie one ounce of buds smelling and fat
    But take good care not to fail to sprinkle hash (proper hash mind none of that pig medicine shit)by thier side,
    After that a dozen Psylocibin which around the pot you must place,
    and then some MDMA/LSD or other such small things you can get to garnish said pie
    Further you must provide yourself with much legal Highs which must not be in the least bit weak or crap,
    and you must cut it into pieces the size of a shoe and sprinkle it into the pie
    If you want it to be in quite good form you must add stella and a little cider
    Have bubble hash (Hippie crack)put into the paste and the crust made rather hardcore by the addition of
    Vodka margarine.
    Put in neither fruit nor veg
    place in the oven at the propper heat
    Then put the whole thing in your tummy and call for Mummy:groucho::groucho:

    :crazy: :crazy: :laugh_at:

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