Phua Chu Kang is a Chinese building contractor who is a character on a popular comedy show in Singapore. In this dialogue, he is explaining the facts of life to his young nephew…
Tip : try to read the next paragraph with the same sort of accent as the “thats rock and roll” guy from the Creative soundcard video mashup (the Chinese techie chap), then it might make more sense…
Quote:
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn …………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
