So, Pavarotti gets to the pearly gates, and St Peter waves him through.
“Hi Pav, we’ve been expecting you, come on in.”
“Oh, right.” says Pavarotti. “Er, I’ve got this letter from the Pope? It’s addressed to God. Who can I give it to?”
“Sure, I can deal with that” replies Peter, and opens the envelope. Inside, on headed Vatican notepaper, is a short message:
“Hi Boss. Here’s that tenor I owe you.”
