dunno if this is because of the nasty cold I have got but I seem to be increasingly misreading headlines on news website, and mixing up the first half of one with the second of the other.
so far I have got
“Egyptian mummy arrested over taxi brawl”
“Man, 24, weds 2 foot killer turtle”
“School breaks out in derelict buildings” (actually if a teacher led the class into some old buildings and they squatted it and put all their artwork/projects up on the wall this wouldn’t be a bad idea IMO)
