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May 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm

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General Lighting

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I think the school missed a big opportunity. They should have enrolled the piglet for GCSEs – theyd probably find it did better than some of the pupils and the school goes upin the league tables :laugh_at:

A school’s Ofsted inspection almost turned into a pig’s ear when students smuggled in a live piglet as a prank.

The incident involved three teenaged pupils from Old Buckenham High School, near Attleborough, who decided to celebrate their ‘last day at school’ by letting the piglet loose in the playground, on Thursday .

But the school took a dim view of the caper, and the young culprits are now the focus of an investigation involving the police and the RSPCA officials.

Patrick Knight, the school’s assistant head teacher, said the piglet was looked after by a member of staff who has a stable where the young animal was taken, after it had been rounded up and captured.

“It was in the middle of an Ofsted inspection. In terms of the people who allegedly did the deed, we removed them off the site. We did involve the police, and the community policeman came round,” he explained.

http://new.edp24.co.uk/content/news/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=News&tBrand=edponline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED16%20May%202008%2020%3A53%3A59%3A287
May 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm

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General Lighting wrote:

I think the school missed a big opportunity. They should have enrolled the piglet for GCSEs – theyd probably find it did better than some of the pupils and the school goes upin the league tables :laugh_at:

http://new.edp24.co.uk/content/news/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=News&tBrand=edponline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED16%20May%202008%2020%3A53%3A59%3A287

lol..it probably would av done better to especialy the div’s who thought it was a good idea??i mean id have kept it loadsa free backon n sausages!!
May 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm

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d.r.e.a.m wrote:

lol..it probably would av done better to especialy the div’s who thought it was a good idea??i mean id have kept it loadsa free backon n sausages!!

actually the rest of the article says one of the teachers took it home (they had a convenient stables to keep it in) and the cops/RSPCA aren’t quite sure where it is now ….
May 17, 2008 at 12:39 pm

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I kidnapped a pig once. Scaled the fence with my cousin (He lives next to a pig farm) and we found a cute little piglet all happy jumping around in shit. Anyway we stole him and we took him home. Good job as well cos these pigs were for slaughter so my cousin decided he would keep him. He named him Mr Ham and kept him for about 4months before the pig escaped and run away. shame really that pig was an awesome little creature, Used to follow us around and was like a dog!! :love:

Alcohol played a major part in the pignapping i might add. (See what i did there? Pignap = Kidnap, god i’m on fire today!!)
May 17, 2008 at 12:42 pm

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d.r.e.a.m wrote:

lol..it probably would av done better to especialy the div’s who thought it was a good idea??i mean id have kept it loadsa free backon n sausages!!

divs? that’s fucking genius.

all our year did on the last day of school was put people in hospital :hopeless:
May 17, 2008 at 1:04 pm

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DJCliffy wrote:

I kidnapped a pig once. Scaled the fence with my cousin (He lives next to a pig farm) and we found a cute little piglet all happy jumping around in shit. Anyway we stole him and we took him home. Good job as well cos these pigs were for slaughter so my cousin decided he would keep him. He named him Mr Ham and kept him for about 4months before the pig escaped and run away. shame really that pig was an awesome little creature, Used to follow us around and was like a dog!! :love:

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fair play, as at least the piglet got about 4 months extra freedom..

presumably your cousin either lived on his own with sufficient spare space, or his parents/siblings didn’t mind? :laugh_at:
May 17, 2008 at 1:09 pm

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GiantMidget

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General Lighting wrote:

:laugh_at:

fair play, as at least the piglet got about 4 months extra freedom..

presumably your cousin either lived on his own with sufficient spare space, or his parents/siblings didn’t mind? :laugh_at:

Yeah his parents didn’t mind. My auntie (rip) thought it was like sticking two fingers up at the man!! That pig was proper doted on which is a shame that it ran away. Ill see if my cuz has any pictures of it and ill i try and post em on here!! 😉
May 18, 2008 at 1:14 am

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JonnyQuest

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we had a race war on our last week
May 18, 2008 at 1:43 am

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Benzo

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That pig was proper doted on

did you sing to it? ‘spider pig, spider pig’
May 18, 2008 at 10:04 am

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JonnyQuest wrote:

we had a race war on our last week

where you live it doesn’t surprise me one bit, they’ve been having that war since 1992 and its still unresolved so the kids of those what were youths back then are carrying on the fight :hopeless:
May 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm

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JonnyQuest

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General Lighting wrote:

where you live it doesn’t surprise me one bit, they’ve been having that war since 1992 and its still unresolved so the kids of those what were youths back then are carrying on the fight :hopeless:

was ridiculous i steered well clear, happend more than once though although in a more light hearted note a bunch of kids baught a tramp into the canteen one year to celebrate them leaving he was just sat there eating away cracked me up
May 18, 2008 at 3:41 pm

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MisterDuck

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we couldnt really have a race war in our school, what with the area being 98.9% white british (last time i checked). they had a hitlist though, of people who were particularly cocky or annoying, or in the extreme cases had a major grudge against. pretty nasty shit, i’ve got a video of about 50-60 year 11’s surrounding a group of year 10s and 6th formers and goin for them. i wont post it due to legal stuff though. incriminating evidence n that.
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