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  • 3 kids are sitting with their mum in the garden…

    The first child said: “Mum why am I called rose?”.

    Mum replied: “Because when you were born a rose fell on your head”.

    The second child said: “Mum why am I called Lily?”.

    Mum replied ‘Because when you were born a Lily fell on your head”.

    The third child said: “Uhfgdvmuuuu!”.

    Mum replied ‘shut up fridge’

    raaa

    Im confused?

    phat-cunt;234790 wrote:
    Im confused?

    *sighs* the 2 first children are called so and so because the flowers fell on their head. the third is called fridge because a fridge fell on the head. thats why its speaking all retarded because of the damage of a fridge falling on its head.

    I got it but the version i know involves a brick! :weee:

    GENIUS

    felicityfairy;234791 wrote:
    *sighs* the 2 first children are called so and so because the flowers fell on their head. the third is called fridge because a fridge fell on the head. thats why its speaking all retarded because of the damage of a fridge falling on its head.

    haha, wicked, gotya!

    felicityfairy;234746 wrote:
    ‘uhfgdvmuuuu!!!!’

    is that the noise a fridge makes .. or the noise a human makes after one has fallen on thier head?

    DaftFader;235778 wrote:
    is that the noise a fridge makes .. or the noise a human makes after one has fallen on thier head?

    dont wind me up josh

    it’s a dismal attempt at a joke IMO

    there’s bad taste and dark humour, then there’s just trash

    globalloon;236363 wrote:
    it’s a dismal attempt at a joke IMO

    there’s bad taste and dark humour, then there’s just trash

    i can only try my best and thats all anyone can ask of me:hopeless:

    felicityfairy;236505 wrote:
    i can only try my best and thats all anyone can ask of me:hopeless:

    I thought it was funny! Come on GlobalLoon give us a funnier one then! :love:

    I liked it

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