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[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Those guys up there? Not happy. Not even a little. And with good reason! Bambang (left) and Nanang (right), two native Indonesians who were looking for government jobs, received word from a local village chief that there was a new requirement to work as an intelligence officer in Jakarta: facial tattoos. The only problem, of course, is that the chief — who received his information via text message — had been lied to, and he passed along some dreadfully poor instructions:[/FONT]
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Even worse they are proper shit tattoos as well…
“[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The three men believe the anonymous trickster was a kind of “mystic”, as they didn’t feel in control of their actions when following his strange instructions.”
Bwahahaha, how feeble; even if they do believe in mystics because of their culture.
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I know SE Asia’s culture and politics well (my extended family are from Malaysia which is next door to Indonesia) and TBH don’t feel in the slightest bit sorry for them..
Putting aside the beliefs in mystics/ghosts/spirits (something which exists mostly in rural areas of these nations, the urban areas are more high tech than the UK!) these scum were applying for “jobs” what would have involved spying on their own people and reporting back to the Indonesian security forces
this could easily result in the village being stormed by cops/soldiers on “suspicion” of drug dealing/smuggling etc
when this happens it isn’t like the politically correct West where people are put on bail and the worst what may happen is they got evicted or ASBOs
when the village is stormed the menfolk (other than the spy/grass) are separated and executed – if they are lucky they are just shot, if not they are tortured – the women are used for the sex industry/forced breeeding (i.e rape) the children are sold to rich families and the money taken by the govt/soldiers
then the houses are bulldozed or lit on fire and the area cleared for logging or palm oil plantations (the govt/soldiers/cops families get the building jobs etc) this happens all across SE Asia and is rarely reported other than by activist groups and is covered up by the West as its how we get our cheap furniture and “green” biodiesel
This wasn’t a joke, it was a way of weeding out grasses / untrustworthy scum, and to deter people from taking these “jobs”
Putting aside the beliefs in mystics/ghosts/spirits (something which exists mostly in rural areas of these nations, the urban areas are more high tech than the UK!) these scum were applying for “jobs” what would have involved spying on their own people and reporting back to the Indonesian security forces
this could easily result in the village being stormed by cops/soldiers on “suspicion” of drug dealing/smuggling etc
when this happens it isn’t like the politically correct West where people are put on bail and the worst what may happen is they got evicted or ASBOs
when the village is stormed the menfolk (other than the spy/grass) are separated and executed – if they are lucky they are just shot, if not they are tortured – the women are used for the sex industry/forced breeeding (i.e rape) the children are sold to rich families and the money taken by the govt/soldiers
then the houses are bulldozed or lit on fire and the area cleared for logging or palm oil plantations (the govt/soldiers/cops families get the building jobs etc) this happens all across SE Asia and is rarely reported other than by activist groups and is covered up by the West as its how we get our cheap furniture and “green” biodiesel
This wasn’t a joke, it was a way of weeding out grasses / untrustworthy scum, and to deter people from taking these “jobs”
Now you made me feel bad about feeling sorry for them :hopeless:
They got what they deserved then 😉
Fukin a GL opend my eyes a bit there what a couple of cunts!Well deserved it I think!
thats what i thought b4 gl even posted anything:laugh_at:
LMAO…
if your stupid enuff to tattoo your face for a cause and not for you.. your a dick imo :you_crazy .. i think that guy cat man is pretty cool ..he looks like a cat lives in a forest on his own .. and it was his choise .. if some one told him to do that for a political movement however .. i would piss my self :laugh_at:
TBH any decent person what read the whole article (irrespective of their ethnic origin) would have lost sympathy the moment they saw the words “government jobs” and “intelligence officers” and that they were clearly prepared to go “undercover” to sell out their fellow villagers…
Thats scummy behaviour whether you are in Jakarta or Benfleet..
Thats scummy behaviour whether you are in Jakarta or Benfleet..
i just had a mental image of the benfleet Jakarta dragon men running all over essex raping and pillaging all bob the builder and jimmy “white socks black shoe” choo’s families :you_crazy:laugh_at:
the way the world is going this isn’t even that outlandish a thought.. mind you they could probably just get away with setting up a tattoo parlour…
Incidentally Jimmy Choo was born in the same town as my dad was :laugh_at:
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