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here are just a few … from here
give jagermeister out free in pubs/clubs over xmas and new year
Give Great Yarmouth the official title of “The Biggest Seaside Town Dump”
officially recognise Pete’s mum an official public resource.
Remove the green sweets from Starburst and to reinstate the Opal Fruits brand name.
nip round this weekend and give me a hand put me new windows in and paint the bog
make all houses numbered 8 to be exempt from paying council taxes
Ban people with annoying voices from being able to talk at work
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to get up lazy bones.
ignore all current and future petitions against the hunting ban.
Some of them are pretty funny! 😉
fucking quality! ha ha :laugh_at:
“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to officially recognise Pete’s mum an official public resource. More details
Just found this one
Stop People from Making Stupid Petitions
and I quote “This petition is created in the hopes that all of you stupid cry babies take a minute and think before you start some of the dumbest petitions we have ever read “
So well done on this petition mate.
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to suck a trife with a straw while swimming in treacle.
Submitted by bry robsonPetition Rejected
This petition has been rejected because:
- It was outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government
Additional information about this rejection:
thats pony, I bet Vladimir Putin could do it and still beat up 50 of his enemies afterwards… :laugh_at:
haha that is a bit of a crap excuse:laugh_at:
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