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A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
LOL!!! Dirty c*nt!!! :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
has he not heard of gaffer tape
tape the furry little shits mouth up before you give it a good seeing to
schoolboy error tbh
@boothy 318015 wrote:
has he not heard of gaffer tape
tape the furry little shits mouth up before you give it a good seeing to
schoolboy error tbh
you seem to be educated on said topic of raping racoons.
lmao at dis guy..
racoon raping seem to be all the rage nowdays
@DaftFader 318048 wrote:
racoon raping seem to be all the rage nowdays
quote of the day.
quote of the week.
quote of the year.
quote of the decade.
quote of the century.
you sir, are a winner.
dead racoons don’t say no
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Garry’s probably a jedi master in Raccoon fucking.
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