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especially if its that large – the stick dude would be better off running away!
or maybe its saying if you are freaked out by a giant cat, don’t carelessly drop your stash of pills whilst escaping?
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i’ve seen that rhinocorous out of james and the giant peach before when tripping
came out of the sky n i was driving
bad times
drug or drink driving i learnt early on not to fucking do it
probably somewhere where 20 cats are attached to your legs at any one time
you wouldnt want to give all your twiglets away to cats would you!
don’t feed the panthor
om nom nom nom (:
either somewhere where stray cats are causing a nuisance, or even a sign for someones pet cat what begs food off randoms (as most will) and they have been told by the vet it is overweight
this happened to some friends I know and they put a tag on the cat’s collar saying “please do not feed this cat, he is overweight”
shortly afterwards he climbed up the highest tree he could find and deliberately snagged the collar on a branch; all pet collars now have safety elastic bits so he could get his head out of it…
the equivalent in human terms would be a fat dude running 16 floors up a tower block stairwell to hide a diet book in the top level plant room :laugh_at:
@General Lighting 319434 wrote:
either somewhere where stray cats are causing a nuisance, or even a sign for someones pet cat what begs food off randoms (as most will) and they have been told by the vet it is overweight
this happened to some friends I know and they put a tag on the cat’s collar saying “please do not feed this cat, he is overweight”
shortly afterwards he climbed up the highest tree he could find and deliberately snagged the collar on a branch; all pet collars now have safety elastic bits so he could get his head out of it…
the equivalent in human terms would be a fat dude running 16 floors up a tower block stairwell to hide a diet book in the top level plant room :laugh_at:
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