Party Vibe

@DJCliffy 341006 wrote:

I remember a while back at a wedding i went to. The best man was about to make a speech when suddenly a group of Iranian terrorists burst in. They shot the grooms mother-in-law and then shot the fat maid of honour. I saw a weakness in the head Iranian gunman and leapt for him. We struggled and i got the gun from him. I took out the remaining terrorists and then coolly dispatched the head gunman with a single shot and uttered a real cool line, something like “Welcome to the party pal”, i was a fucking hero. The groom was not so lucky having choked on a piece of cake while this was going on. I then swept the bride off her feet and we walked off into the sun. True story.

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@DJCliffy 341006 wrote:

I remember a while back at a wedding i went to. The best man was about to make a speech when suddenly a group of Iranian terrorists burst in. They shot the grooms mother-in-law and then shot the fat maid of honour. I saw a weakness in the head Iranian gunman and leapt for him. We struggled and i got the gun from him. I took out the remaining terrorists and then coolly dispatched the head gunman with a single shot and uttered a real cool line, something like “Welcome to the party pal”, i was a fucking hero. The groom was not so lucky having choked on a piece of cake while this was going on. I then swept the bride off her feet and we walked off into the sun. True story.

Jesus, I remember reading about that in The Beano

haha i read this thread completely wrong .. i thought the guy who started it was looking for quotes to say at a wedding .. whoops

@bandini 340973 wrote:

If you have funny stories or quotes that can work in a wedding please post them here.

If you have links to good writers that have been writing about relationship/wedding/friendship etc in a houmorous way please post that as well.

@Digital-A 341153 wrote:

haha i read this thread completely wrong .. i thought the guy who started it was looking for quotes to say at a wedding .. whoops

A good one could be.

“It seems like it was just yesterday that myself and the groom were in that hotel room banging them Nepalese prostitutes, You remember that Eddie? You got the one that still had a dick, Yeah fun times. Hang on it was yesterday. Better get him checked out Martha. Lets raise our glasses to the happy and hopefully disease free couple, Cheers”