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found this on a random blog
The bumper-sticker was affixed to the approved neoconmobile, a Ford pickup, complete with rust, a pit bull mix with spiked collar, beer cans, and gun rack – though the weapon in the rack appeared to be a Daisy BB rifle (Seriously, WTF is this? Alaskan Redneck Lite?).
maybe even the rednecks are being sensible – if the bull terrier is only a puppy, he or she shoulld only have a BB gun until they are a fully grown dog, then they can have a real one. :laugh_at: Still think the pooch shouldn’t be drinking so much beer, in our country some dude had his dog took off him because he was sharing his human food with him and it was way overweight..
my dog used to go about tipping cans of beer over and drinking them as they poured out.
bad dog.
my old dealers dog used to steal hash from every one when skinning up round his … once munched an 1/8 off the table and went beserk running around in circuls for about 30 mins b4 slumping on a chair and not moving much for the rest of the day lol
@Buzz 363810 wrote:
my dog used to go about tipping cans of beer over and drinking them as they poured out.
bad dog.
Had a dog that did that as well… he would sometimes get himself proper pissed :laugh_at:
haha yeh my dog munched just under 1/4 oz of some really nice hash i got a while back, he just went to sleep for about a day, didnt move at all haha.
had to take his food/water and just put it beside him, poor dog
i was devastated 🙁
@Buzz 363998 wrote:
haha yeh my dog munched just under 1/4 oz of some really nice hash i got a while back, he just went to sleep for about a day, didnt move at all haha.
had to take his food/water and just put it beside him, poor dog
i was devastated 🙁
once again everyone seems to have found nice hash in the UK and I didn’t in 7 years of daily smoking. The world is cruel as fuck. 😥
@1984 364000 wrote:
once again everyone seems to have found nice hash in the UK and I didn’t in 7 years of daily smoking. The world is cruel as fuck. 😥
steal a dog. then it might lead you to some :laugh_at:
@General Lighting 364005 wrote:
steal a dog. then it might lead you to some :laugh_at:
lol I dont want any now. Does seem to be the moral of this story though doesn’t it, dogs attract hash.
a friends dog ate his dads week wages
he’d been paid in cash left it on the table…….. :you_crazy :hopeless:
I’d have cooked the dog for dinner
@1984 364000 wrote:
once again everyone seems to have found nice hash in the UK and I didn’t in 7 years of daily smoking. The world is cruel as fuck. 😥
i brought that stuff back from dam 🙁
@Tank Girl 364010 wrote:
a friends dog ate his dads week wages
he’d been paid in cash left it on the table…….. :you_crazy :hopeless:
I’d have cooked the dog for dinner
if its a medium/large breed you’d get more at the Chinese restaurant. Contrary to popular misconception, dog is not served up to Westerners to save money, as its tough and greasy and will be noticed by even pissed up cheapskates. The urban myth of an annoying yappy dog being served up to its owners is just that, a pissy little rat dog is not worth the effort to butcher it. (there is far more comedy value in setting a Siamese cat on to it to chase it)
As this practice also tends to offend the politically correct Western customers, and modern British Chinese communities are not stupid, it is reserved for visiting relatives from the mainland as a special treat (such as a mum and dad or grandparents where cultural protocol dictates that they should have the best dishes), and covertly obtained at a premium price.
@Buzz 364013 wrote:
i brought that stuff back from dam 🙁
damn that dog is lucky to be alive! mmmm there is some mighty fine hash in the dam, I must go again before its all banned.
@General Lighting 364014 wrote:
if its a medium/large breed you’d get more at the Chinese restaurant. Contrary to popular misconception, dog is not served up to Westerners to save money, as its tough and greasy and will be noticed by even pissed up cheapskates. The urban myth of an annoying yappy dog being served up to its owners is just that, a pissy little rat dog is not worth the effort to butcher it. (there is far more comedy value in setting a Siamese cat on to it to chase it)
As this practice also tends to offend the politically correct Western customers, and modern British Chinese communities are not stupid, it is reserved for visiting relatives from the mainland as a special treat (such as a mum and dad or grandparents where cultural protocol dictates that they should have the best dishes), and covertly obtained at a premium price.
have you eaten dog?
@General Lighting 364014 wrote:
if its a medium/large breed you’d get more at the Chinese restaurant. Contrary to popular misconception, dog is not served up to Westerners to save money, as its tough and greasy and will be noticed by even pissed up cheapskates. The urban myth of an annoying yappy dog being served up to its owners is just that, a pissy little rat dog is not worth the effort to butcher it. (there is far more comedy value in setting a Siamese cat on to it to chase it)
As this practice also tends to offend the politically correct Western customers, and modern British Chinese communities are not stupid, it is reserved for visiting relatives from the mainland as a special treat (such as a mum and dad or grandparents where cultural protocol dictates that they should have the best dishes), and covertly obtained at a premium price.
atleast with that dog they’d have got their moneys* worth!!
*I’ll get me coat 😉
@1984 364016 wrote:
have you eaten dog?
no, but a Chinese “auntie” of mine from Malaysia has and says “it very tough and greasy”.
She isn’t even a blood relative, in fact I’ve no idea to this day how my extended family know her. I think she might have been my late fathers first girlfriend before he met my mum, but still stayed on good terms with my extended family. She has connections with some Nuns who always ask me to write to them about England, and send me a prayer kit in return. She even came to stay once and corrupted both our pet cats by feeding them human food from the wok, and of course they always wanted human food after that (one of them would even try to trip you up if you were carrying any food)
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