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  • Anyone seen Demolition man, Remember the three seashells?

    Ever wondered how they actually worked? well here is how they work, thus according to Sly Stallone.

    i dont get it

    Have you not seen Demolition man Josh?

    I like your thinking but I imagine that the 3 Seashells are re-usable otherwise wiping your shit-stained ass would be costlier than dragging your butt across a deep-shag carpet. It is the future so there will be no waste whatsoever.

    I think the seashells are magic. You put the first one upsidedown in the toilet bowl, shit on it, then put the second one on top of the first making a shit-clam-shell then piss on the third whilst rubbing it on top of the second.

    This action makes all three shells shed their faecal matter into the ether and become sanitised for a further use, henceforth the user re-places them upon the shelf next to the toilet.

    Job done

    I actually reckon the shells are controls for various wiping and water streaming mechanisms.

    Sort of like a Japanese toilet.

    @joshd96320 367736 wrote:

    i dont get it

    That’s okay Josh, even after an entire movie Sly Stallon couldn’t get it. I mean it took each of us years to become potty trained, so something as advanced as this sea shell thing isn’t going to be learnt instantly.

    :laugh_at:

    That’s what I call Ingenuity! :crazy:

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