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    lolz

    Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specsโ€ฆ.. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.

    Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual gameโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.

    @Mezz 501557 wrote:

    lolz

    Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specsโ€ฆ.. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.

    Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual gameโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.

    Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like theyโ€™ve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!

    When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing โ€ฆ not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying โ€œpeople donโ€™t need lucozade sport etc etc โ€ฆ all I need to win is a jam sandwitch โ€ฆ high in carbs for a boost of nrgโ€ โ€ฆ. when all along the guyโ€™s on hardcore banned drugs LOL!

    @DaftFader 501560 wrote:

    When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing โ€ฆ not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying โ€œpeople donโ€™t need lucozade sport etc etc โ€ฆ all I need to win is a jam sandwitch โ€ฆ high in carbs for a boost of nrgโ€ โ€ฆ. when all along the guyโ€™s on hardcore banned drugs LOL!

    If I watched the same program it wasnโ€™t lance it was a scotish guy (canโ€™t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    I did that for over a decade anyway :laugh_at:

    Haha iโ€™ve tried it mate, itโ€™s pretty fun until you ride into a ditch!

    Seeing that actually reminds of a video I watched ages ago;

    @The Psyientist 501561 wrote:

    If I watched the same program it wasnโ€™t lance it was a scotish guy (canโ€™t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    hmm dunno, mby he was scottish โ€ฆ i thought it was lance tho .. mby i got it wrong. Ruins my fun if it isnโ€™t lance lol.

    @MC G-Tek 501558 wrote:

    Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like theyโ€™ve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!

    lol was it England, well like I said I dont watch football, always seemed a bit of a pansies game to me full of overpaid โ€˜look at me typesโ€™, I love to see them try and play rugby.

    Back to cycling ( not really a sport, itโ€™s basically what you do when youโ€™re to young to drive lol ), and other real sports, seems to me there is only one ruleโ€ฆ.. dont get caught,

    Occasionally one gets caught, and the formula that follows is

    1) Get torn to shreds by the media frenzy ( the last legal bloodsport )

    2) Get all apologetic in public

    3) Go into rehab

    4) Come out of rehab claiming you are cured

    5) Write a book / magazine spread / do a documentary / movie etc etc on the ordeal, become a posterboy for the anti-drug adverts blaming the drugs for what you did and make enough ยฃ$ยฃ$ยฃ to retire

    6) Find a new sportsman/athlete and repeat

    @The Psyientist 501561 wrote:

    If I watched the same program it wasnโ€™t lance it was a scotish guy (canโ€™t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    Graeme Obree I believe is the fella youโ€™re thinking of mate.

    @MC G-Tek 501574 wrote:

    Graeme Obree I believe is the fella youโ€™re thinking of mate.

    Yeah that sounds right

    @MC G-Tek 501549 wrote:

    Show your support

    Oh, thatโ€™s a kind offer, but Iโ€™d rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.

    @Pat McDonald 501673 wrote:

    Oh, thatโ€™s a kind offer, but Iโ€™d rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.

    Ha ha, Pat youโ€™re just a prude mate!

    tour de france has been renamed the medicine express ages agoโ€ฆnothing new in thatโ€ฆ

    @MC G-Tek 501549 wrote:

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    Wouldnโ€™t you have to catch testicular cancer to really follow in his tread marks?

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