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Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specsโฆ.. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.
Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual gameโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.
@Mezz 501557 wrote:
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Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specsโฆ.. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.
Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual gameโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.
Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like theyโve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!
When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing โฆ not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying โpeople donโt need lucozade sport etc etc โฆ all I need to win is a jam sandwitch โฆ high in carbs for a boost of nrgโ โฆ. when all along the guyโs on hardcore banned drugs LOL!
@DaftFader 501560 wrote:
When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing โฆ not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying โpeople donโt need lucozade sport etc etc โฆ all I need to win is a jam sandwitch โฆ high in carbs for a boost of nrgโ โฆ. when all along the guyโs on hardcore banned drugs LOL!
If I watched the same program it wasnโt lance it was a scotish guy (canโt remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.
I did that for over a decade anyway :laugh_at:
Haha iโve tried it mate, itโs pretty fun until you ride into a ditch!
Seeing that actually reminds of a video I watched ages ago;
@The Psyientist 501561 wrote:
If I watched the same program it wasnโt lance it was a scotish guy (canโt remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.
hmm dunno, mby he was scottish โฆ i thought it was lance tho .. mby i got it wrong. Ruins my fun if it isnโt lance lol.
@MC G-Tek 501558 wrote:
Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like theyโve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!
lol was it England, well like I said I dont watch football, always seemed a bit of a pansies game to me full of overpaid โlook at me typesโ, I love to see them try and play rugby.
Back to cycling ( not really a sport, itโs basically what you do when youโre to young to drive lol ), and other real sports, seems to me there is only one ruleโฆ.. dont get caught,
Occasionally one gets caught, and the formula that follows is
1) Get torn to shreds by the media frenzy ( the last legal bloodsport )
2) Get all apologetic in public
3) Go into rehab
4) Come out of rehab claiming you are cured
5) Write a book / magazine spread / do a documentary / movie etc etc on the ordeal, become a posterboy for the anti-drug adverts blaming the drugs for what you did and make enough ยฃ$ยฃ$ยฃ to retire
6) Find a new sportsman/athlete and repeat
@The Psyientist 501561 wrote:
If I watched the same program it wasnโt lance it was a scotish guy (canโt remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.
Graeme Obree I believe is the fella youโre thinking of mate.
@MC G-Tek 501574 wrote:
Graeme Obree I believe is the fella youโre thinking of mate.
Yeah that sounds right
@MC G-Tek 501549 wrote:
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Oh, thatโs a kind offer, but Iโd rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.
@Pat McDonald 501673 wrote:
Oh, thatโs a kind offer, but Iโd rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.
Ha ha, Pat youโre just a prude mate!
tour de france has been renamed the medicine express ages agoโฆnothing new in thatโฆ
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