@korno 528706 wrote:
actually tell a lie the last thing i stole was a bottle of Gin when i was 22, me and my bf at the time were driving back from a mates at about 1am and we needed to stop at the servo for something, it was the nighttime window thingy and there was nobody to be seen, i was standing there like a plumb for about 3 minutes before i thought ‘FUCK YOU’ I stretched my arm through the window and snatched a bottle of rum (the closest thing in reach!) Purely to be a cunt. I jumped back in the car and yelled FUCKIN DRIVE to my bf lol. We ended up getting whatever we needed at the next servo then we went home and got pleasantly pissed!
You’re a very bad liar. It goes from a bottle of gin to a bottle of rum. You killed the guy didn’t you?!
